Funny Citizenship Requests [Part 7]
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hey ya folks,
hope you'll enjoy another series of my "Funny Citizenship Requests".
Listen to some good background music!
Immigration Office of the United States of America
jetonsherifi12333, Citizen of Albania
"Hi President can you accept mee
🙂please tell mee "
Congressman: It's Congressmen granting citizenship requests not the President. Rejected.
Scotty Sanders, Citizen of Hungary
"Why am I a citizen of hungary? Im in north America, would like to be a Canadian citizen. looking for English speaking people to help me with this game I currently do not have that with the group I am with."
Congressman: I can't tell you why you're a citizen of Hungary. But I can tell you that this is the Immigration Office of the United States. For some time you won't be able to request Canadian cs as we just wiped the whole country.
pkoky2, Citizen of South Korea
".................................................................................. "
Congressman: I just love those. So easy to answer: Rejected.
Batmanicus VII, Citizen of Indonesia
"I believe I will be an valuable asset to your country. Sincerely Batmanicus VII "
Congressman: Sure you are. With amazingly 357 Strength, totally.
Fenix94, Citizen of Serbia
"Please accept my citizenship, good warrior here! o7 "
Congressman: Hello Fenix94, also you're Serbian, a big enemy of the eUSA.
ZeroBase, Citizen of South Korea
"대한민국의 국민으로써 대한민국의 시민권을 받아야 하는게 마땅하다고 생각합니다!! 어서 대만을 물리치고 조국의 땅을 되찾아봅시다!! "
Congressman: Hello ZeroBase, this is the Immigration Office of the United States of America. I don't know what's written there, so why should I be granting citizenship to you?
Immigration Office of China
Erosmessias, Citizen of Brazil
"Hello. I am brazilian. I don't have nacionality! "
Congressman: Hi Erosmessias, I thought you were Brazilian? Now you don't have any nationality? Awkward.
Immigration Office of Spain
Vojvoda14, Citizen of Serbia
"Please accept, I need it. I'll kiss your feet, you'll be my masters, just click accept. Thank you! "
Congressman: Dirty bitch. I've got hairy feet. You really wanna kiss them? You Serbs are just disgusting.
Immigration Office of Italy
Alex Fig, Citizen of Germany
"Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not? "
Congressman: Rejected, because you're a douchebag.
Immigration Office of South Africa
P S Y, Citizen of Turkey
"Please accept my application for citizenship, need to do anything to be accepted? "
Congressman: Run to the closest airport and I'll think about it.
Meanwhile, stay tuned and be proud and horny.
Comments
A new series of Funny Citizenship Requests
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2387261/1/20
Votes & shouts appreciated!
HAHAHAH you make my cry
btw, where are those responses to the CS?
I did not know that there is a comment for it
There is no such thing. I implemented it 😃
v
hahahah voted!
Thanks!
Always Voted.
Thanks bud!
lol
While I enjoy this series of articles, I must point out that not all of your subscribers are enthused about looking at scantily clad women, since many are women and aren't interested in alternative lifestyles. So perhaps expand your photo arrays? 🙂
For now on, there will be guys AND women! I am really sorry about that! ❤
You're doing the right thing! This is eUSA after all!
Well, I will be at least thinking about it!
Or you could just start your own news paper and put as many men in as you like..
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Voted and enjoyed as always \o/
Always voted
Thank you very much Mr. President!
sigh.... Armstrong's La Vie en Rose is eternal.
Inorite?! Love it!
v+s
This actually proves nothing, but the fact that some people would sell a kidney, in order to prosper in an Internet game. And then it's Plato's fault, right? : )
Voted and subbed, since I laughed my ass off xD
Hahaha
You won't be able to apply for Canadian cs cause we just wiped your whole country lololool
RoFL - epic article
Next time also ridicule their spelling mistakes pls
I thought about it, but as I am a foreigner myself, I thought better not to 😛
Why not, I mean just consider it as self irony or something 😛
That P S Y guy is on my friends list xD V
The responses to the requests are almost as bad as the requests themselves
"You Serbs are just disgusting." - Albright was the congressman? 😁
nice
v + s
Thanks you!!
yes, requests are funny.
but responses have few sense of morality.
That's true. Sometimes.
Subscribed before getting to the main article's text. Good choice for a sexy model.
Oh, yeah, and the article, that was cool too. 😉
Keep entertaining us!
Sincerely, X.
Thanks a lot.
Great article, v+s!
V
Stole my picture. Nice
This is funny.
But I didn't 😉
lol its fine, I used the top one in my last article haha.... HOT
"Vojvoda14, Citizen of Serbia
"Please accept, I need it. I'll kiss your feet, you'll be my masters, just click accept. Thank you! ""
That qualifies you for acceptance here in the US of A ^_~
very funny XD
Voted
I love it !
Part 7?!?!?!
Do you know how to write anything else?
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/three-little-birds-299325/1
Yep. Nothing but this and some Fed articles (which doesn't take much creativity.)
That answers your question.