[SSUKPP] eIreland under attack from eUSA?

Day 2,219, 01:36 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by perilouspanther

eIreland is under attack from eUSA. This is very odd! eUSA is so far away from eIreland that people would have to need travel tickets or pay to fight there?!? This attack on the Irish state 'Cork' was completely unexpected and the Irish were caught off guard!


Cork under attack!

Ireland will have a struggle defending Cork as they only have 379 citizens all together and their average amount of citizens online at one time is about 7. Ireland has a small 6 states. Compared to the American 4,877 citizens and 82 citizens online, they also have 51 states! Also, Ireland has only 2 allies, but America has 16 allies!

How ever as I said before briefly, Ireland has an advantage! Not many Americans are going to pay or spend travel tickets to fight in this war. So this is how Ireland is most likely going to win. The picture shows the start of the battle.


Ireland are winning!

On that happy note let's end on a few jokes!

Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. THe reception was amazing!

The police arrested to kids yesterday, one was drinking battering acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off!

A man went to the zoo. There was only a dog in it. It was a shitzu

A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The driver says "That's an ugly baby you've got there!"

The women then sits next to a man and explained how the driver had insulted her. The man then says "You go and tell him off, I'll hold your monkey!"

That's all for now!


Until next article,


PP