[MDP] Glory to the Dictator!
Day 2,550, 16:12
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by Xander Kross
It's always a good month when we have a solid dictator running the country. I get to relax a bit because I'm not waging a one-man war against a flood of hippies trying to ruin everything with their "primaries" and their "let's debate this" and their "hugging". When we have a good dictator at the helm, the hippies
We have one of the best dictators in the eWorld at the helm for a little while longer. But I am not sitting back and simply observing. Our foes work tirelessly, scurrying around like the dirty little
For example, when our glorious God-King proposed the first No NE to close the war with eUK, a certain group of antler-bearing pinkos shot the proposal down because they were not consulted first. We could have ended it while we still had the upper hand, then retreated and recovered our treasury before striking out again. Instead, the silly moose wanted to chase some kind of phantom glory, drain our coffers completely dry, and then bargain with eUK for a wipe.
MDP knew better. When the Dictator proposes a law, you shut your wet mouth and vote Yes.
A little something for the CPF to help soothe the
When you, my fellow MDP soldiers, head to the polls, remember these things. Support your local Dictator, because your local Dictator tells you to do so.
EVER FORWARD!
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CPF would have done it better.
CPF
CPF
Moose ! Moose ! Moose !
CPF is more interested in hurrying us along towards bankruptcy, undermining the democratic process you claim to hold so dear, making terrible decisions in your primaries and this sort of thing. So indeed, CPF does those things better than MDP. Take pride in your aptitude for failure and ruin!
That's not true.
In the interests of fairness, klop, I don't hold you responsible for the failings of your party. You do the best you can with a bad lot.
Tell him to hurry up and conquer the uk
Nice spin but only 9 congress people voted yes and I'm one of them along with all members of Rylde's cabinet in congress I'm sure. That really does not leave a lot of votes for those 10 MDP congressman.
Well, let's see. You, me, Rylde. That leaves 6. I can envision a scenario where a small number of our voters was unable to cast a vote for that particular bill that particular day, and we may have had one or two cross-votes because I did not specifically direct my people to vote a particular way. If pressed, I could likely name names, but I won't. I'll hazard an estimate and say that around half of the Yes votes came from MDP voters, and the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of the No votes carried a Moose stamp.
I voted Yes again on this current No NE proposal, but now that I've seen eUK's reaction and counter-proposals, I wish I hadn't. Now we get to clean up the mess the Moose made.
5 when you count me
I voted yes, so your numbers are dwindling rapidly.
Calm down there, hippies, I said it was an estimate. And, again, the majority of No votes was CPF, because math.
Sorry, I shouldn't point the finger solely at CPF. McVicker's "coalition" parties mortared those bricks with their thick, creamy failsauce as well.
Also, I disbelieve McVicker voted yes, but is rather looking for another populist bandwagon-jump.
Why in the f*** would I vote no when I was originally the one who suggested we make peace with the UK?
Me too!
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
Also, that flag really ties the room together.
What a pointless pile of meese shit that article was.
Voted because it's only a third click.
You do realize we're theoretically on the same side of many of these issues, right? Or has McVicker dropped the fascism gag and come out of the tie-dye closet?
I am a jealous god, and don't like others being referred to as vaguely godlike or dictatorial. And yes, I realize everything. I just choose to be an asshole, frequently 😉
Dioism isn't a thing here except for a handful of you weirdos in SUFFER. And you ain't the guy.
http://youtu.be/PBEXSiFzOfU
It's ok that you don't believe yet. I forgive you.
God King is taken. You shall be sued for blasphemy! Xander Krossdresser 😃
If I ever move to ePakistan where your silly olde-timey Dioist laws mean anything, I'll let you know. In eCan, Rylde is the God-King. Fact.
You can't have God for cuntries like that. God is omnipotent, omnipresent, omnieverything you sinner!
-throws stones at you-
Dio is in Canada amd has embraced the snow over the sand. Your God-King is false. Canada is the new holy land!
eCanada's state religion, currently, is "Do What Rylde Fking Says-ism." Get used to it, Dio-fags.
~hyuu~ism is still practiced... mainly by me.. and Chance 😃D
wanna join our cult, I mean, eReligion? xD
Gosh u wannabes 😃
You can't just randomly make religion like that. We believe in it and we have literature and we have all the secrets of the universe and erep.
Dio created sand and snow.
You poor misguided souls :'( Dio Loves you all
I practice Fapism.
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I love you all (some more than others of course, but I do love you all).
It's ok if you want to worship other eHuman forms instead of the one true God. I am jealous, but I'm also forgiving. After all, I deliberately made some people stupid to see what happened and I admire those who struggle with that curse.
It's like watching a master painter, but instead of paint he's using evil. Well done. o7
I actually paint with proper paint as well. Winsor & Newton oils. Mostly I use the cheaper ones, but I have a few tubes of Artist-grade as well.
http://sirgunky.deviantart.com/
http://youtu.be/AFa1-kciCb4
Vote CPF indeed, we don't do spin classes in that party!
Too sleepy and flabby from all those bong-hits and granola bars, I imagine....
We are defiantly pro weed in the CPF. We see blue mooses.
It must be difficult to determine things like eCanada's prime-time, day-change, off-hours for Europe and the like over there in CPF when it's 4:20 all day, er'ry day.
None of us even work, we have the Blue Moose assistance plan.
I voted no. Why? Because transparency and Congress that's why. No discussion no vote. No reason a single sentence couldn't be formed. I don't vote blindly nor should anyone else. I also don't serve a dictaturd.
Nope. You make rogue proposals that get you banned. Congratulations, hippie.
What's a ban got to do with me? I'm not tying to hear that see...
To be fair, before I lost my congress masking I told congress we had come to terms with eUK. So when Rylde put up the vote after eUK passed theirs, it should have been fairly obvious that this was part of our peace deal.
trying*
MDP=Wipe ???
Yeah, because we're the ones running renegade with the lulzy rogue NE proposals. I know you hippies love to free monkeys from medical labs to protest animal testing, but some monkeys are dangerous and belong in their cages.
you type alot....
Many cry, much comment.
Here we see the e-politican in his natural environment. Notice how he spends nearly all of his time and energy clutching his large posterior in a never-ending effort to cover his ugly behind. He is considered to be an invasive species but efforts to rid the environment of this nuisance species has unfortunately been unsucessful.
Interesting flag 😃, kinda reminds me of Wehrmacht 😃.
What!? Nonsense!
>.>
Here, I've redesigned it:
http://i.imgur.com/NDBvEig.jpg