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Реши, че ще става политик. И той като изпратените в резерва български армейци трябваше да се научи да прави нещо различно. Това е съдбата на всеки пенсиониран агент в еБългария.

Преди да извика такси отвори касата си и остави вътре личното си оръжие.

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Правилата в еПарламента не позволяваха влизането с пистолет.

"Да го, ева!", промърмори Агент Кръстев, облече палтото си и напусна дома си.

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Не пътува дълго. Таксито спря пред огромната сграда и Агент Кръстев побърза да слезе, оставяйки на стотинкаджията огромен бакшиш.

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Най-накрая!

Колко усилия и пари му костваше да стигне до еПарламента?! Първо трябваше да подкупи президента на партията, а той не бе от скромните. След това нае няколко фолкпевици и тръгна по площадите. Ами разходите за кюфтета, кебапчета и бира... ?! Кой знае дали щеше да ги избие – едва ли има толкова много аржентинци, които да искат българско гражданство. Но ... по-важното бе, че успя и му предстоеше да влезе като депутат в еПарламента.

А сградата на виртуалното Народно събрание не можеше да бъде обхваната с поглед - истински палат...


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Всъщност не парите бяха целта на Агент Кръстев, а информацията. Имаше на разположение 30 дни, през които да създаде досиета на всички по-важни депутати. Досие "Парламент" щеше да избие разходите му и да му позволи тлъста пенсия, платена незабавно в швейцарска банка. От него се искаше да наблюдава, да записва и да търси приликите и разликите между публичния образ на депутатите и тяхната истинска природа.

Поръчителят му, човекът който плащаше за тази негова задача, държеше да научи дали наистина primma владее вуду-магията и отглежда "трева" ...

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Трябваше да установи дали LitoII е истинска мечка ...

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Според слуховете bakalin бил дявол. Агент Кръстев трябваше да го дакаже ...

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В редиците на Нова България имало катеричка - squirrel139 ... Агент Кръстев се чудеше как я е пропуснал...

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Attitt0 се появяваше на кориците на списанията по-често от рок звездите. Каква ли бе причината?

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Агент Кръстев трябваше да събере данни и за паричното състояние на Y ChromoSome. Според градските легенди бил натрупал стотици златни кюлчета от участие в битки в D3 ...

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Ето с такива задачи щеше да се занимава през следващите 30 дни.

Агент Кръстев въздъхна. Дали ще бъде интересно или скуката го зовеше ... ?!

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