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Wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying,
send me your
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 2.9 kg.
The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart
A man and a woman who had never met before,
But who were both married to other people,
Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
They were
BRAINS OF BRITAIN
UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
Jeremy Paxman:
What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?
Contestant:
Homosexuals.
Jeremy Paxman:
No.
A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car
showroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M4,
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