News Era #4, Everything I Do is Justified

Day 2,100, 13:06 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Invalidation


Hello News Era readers, have some more New Era news!

Yesterday was the eSuicide of [one of] New Era's biggest treacherous elitist cheating scum, Goku Jones, who set up New Era as a platform to attempt an eUK Hostile Takeover (so far it has failed because he is a constant failure and disappointment to his family).

What motivated him to try and take over and destroy this country? Its was me.
I ran a glorious forum game based on the hit TV series Game of Thones, but kicked him out of it for cheating and making it unpleasant for everyone involved. Immediately he decided that to attempt to destroy my eCountry was an appropriate reaction. The founding principle of New Era under Goku Jones was to try and defame my name to remove my forum global moderator position, and proceed to attempt to destroy the eUK Community.

Obviously because Goku Jones fails at absolutely everything he tries to do, this failed. Indeed, this conflict has concluded in his absolute defeat and Goku Jones has been driven from eRepublik. A cause for celebration for all, and one you can thank me for, I claim 100% of the credit for both driving him away to America before, and driving him away into inactivity and leaving the game now.

Hold your applause while I post his self-written obituary. Or as I like to think of it, reasons why everything I have ever done or ever will do is entirely justifie😛
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-drama-confession-of-past-sins-2130256/1/20


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My name is Goku Jones and I have returned to the UK today. This article will introduce me to those of you who don't know me, I may write a longer version later to set the record straight for those of you who do know me.

Here are some quick facts about my time in this game to whet your appetite for what is to come:



Political
*After 1 month in the game, in three susequent elections I became a Top 5 Party President, a Congressman and the Minister for Foreign Affairs.

*After 2 months in the game I gained several hundred refferals (just before the easy refferal link system so no gold!) and directed them towards North Korea which they then took over. We would later take Japan. They then held and then dropped the Kyushu gate which destroyed Iran as a power in this game. I can't really take any credit as they where better players than me!

*I was Minister of Recruitment and increased the UK population by 10% after a period of long decline.


Cultural
*I founded the party (Radical Freethinkers Alliance) which was the precursor to ESO.

*I designed the UKRP Logo during a PTO attempt of them.

*I wrote ALL of the eUK legislation. Although I would have preffered to have none and it's been edited since.

*I have recruited 80 players since the refferal link system was added.

Economic
*I have a Q7 Weapons Factory, 35 Saltpetres and a full set of Q4 Training Grounds.

*I have 146 medals of 8 different types.

*I have received 98.40g from my most active refferee, 49.28g from the second most active and 31.08g from the third!


Military
*I have 19,333 strength and gain 90 strength a day.

*I do 5,821 damage unarmed and 17,464 with Q7 Weapon.

* I have burst damage of 2,270,320 doing 130 Q7 fights.


Dastardly
*As a member of M16 I stopped a PTO of Ireland. Years later I helped a PTO and long term wipe of Ireland as a member of the Bremen Clubhouse.

*I have been permanently banned from the eUK forums twice yet still had full access to their private government forums during the bans. The second ban is still active. I often leak embarrassing information to the public.

*I rigged the elections in Japan for several months with a team of people, dropping parties into and out of the Top 5, taking Party President spots and sniping Congress candidiates.

*I used the old advertising module to anonymously plaster IRL pictures of Japanese political opponents all over the game. We mined these from google and got sexy underwear pics (girl), moody sexy pics(girl), obese she-whale(girl) and emo(male).

*I have gained political influence by taking over Top 5 parties once in the UK and twice in Japan.

*I have bypassed the biased UK Citizenship system not just today, but also once or twice in the past too. I have many friends amoungst our congressmen.

*I have been harassed so much by the UK establishment that it is my mission to bring down their forum government and establish an in game one, to that end I commit terrorist attacks against them.

*I have impersonated countless people on IRC as part of information gathering and disruption operations.

*I leaked MagicHereos' Presidential Manifesto to his opponent Ayame Crocodile, allowing him to counter all of his strategies. I have done this several times before with other candidiates.

*I used the BenTwo and BenThree aliases to bring down former President Big Ant.

*As a Ministry of Defense supplier, I walked with a 70g investment in my character after yet another forum ban.

*[REDACTED]


Conclusion
As you can see I am quite a talented and accomplished player. I can and have done great good but I have no scruples about ruthlessly attacking my enemies if I am driven to it. Let's hope for a few fun and event filled months in the UK!
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I leave with a few pictures taken before his eDisappearance and subsequent eDeath, we can only hope and pray for more retribution to follow him in rl.

Here he is as he live😛


Here he is during his demise: