A New Hope: A Spamican Congress Story

Day 5,575, 12:39 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sambo223





Well this game dragged me back in...again

I logged back a few months ago out of boredom like usual to see how you were all doing and to be honest, I was more disappointed than usual. Firstly I saw that a weird status quo had befallen the eUK where not much had actually really happened in months. Everyone was just going through the motions. The eUK is famous for its historic insanity, activity, and rebellious nature and all this seems to have fizzled out recently in my opinion. Secondly, it appeared that as usual congress was doing nothing. Inactivity from voters and actual congress members meant that nothing changed from month to month and no one was actually bringing anything new forward. Those in control of congress seemed hellbent on enacting their own rules and regulations to limit the already stale group. Thirdly, I saw an important, historic part of eUK culture left to rot. The Real Spamicans had 1 member who was active and about to be declared eDead. I decided therefore I'd join the party and make sure the iconic institution did not die. After this, I was contacted by my good friend and King of the eUK Woldy about moving the Spamicans into their rightful top 5 place and a recruitment drive started. The Spamicans now sit as the 3rd largest party full of active eUK members who all seek a greater level of activity.

So how do we fix this lovely eUK citizens? Well 3 issues have 3 solutions. How simple eh?


1. All those interested in pushing the eUK out of its slump are welcome in The Real Spamicans . We're interested in cultivating the future of the eUK and also having a bit of fun. Fun in a game? Surely not. Anyways come join us we're like a cult but less creepy (I think)

2. Let's fix congress. We can open back up everything the ePolitics module provides in this game. Let's have more debates, more transparency, and more engagement. I mean I don't think I've seen a non-Spamican party advert or manifesto since I started logging in again. It's pretty poor.

3. Let's test both these theories tomorrow. Vote for the beautiful and talented Spamican congress. I don't care if you're TUP, UKRP, or a...pirate? Vote for a Spam candidate and you'll get a taste of what's to come. They won't let you down. Want more information check out the great King's article here

So that's about it for my first article on this return. The Spamicans are the only party pushing the eUK right now. Join us or step to us basically. Should be fun.




-Sambo-


Earl of Bradford Interchange Station. MBE of the Order of Nifty.




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