[WHPR] Indo Cannot into Indo!

Day 1,430, 16:19 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room


Greetings Americans!

We’ll start off tonight’s program with an update on the invasion of Indonesia. Currently, TERRA and EDEN are having their way with Indonesia. And to their credit, the Indonesians are taking it lying down, like a $4 hooker, just as expected. It’s hard enough fighting off one advance, but EDEN/TERRA is pummeling Indo on four different fronts. Australia, China, Brazil and the United States have all invaded, add in the excellent showing by Seal Team 6, and Indonesia is even losing the resistance wars.

Indo cannot into Indo!





In Foreign Affairs news, the leaders of ONE seem to think that they are a professional sports league. They have gone ahead and created ‘divisions’ within the alliance. You can read up on it here. The leagues are as follows, ONE West contains Spain, Poland, UK, Indonesia and Sweden. In the East league, there will be Serbia, Hungary, Macedonia, Turkey, Slovenia and Iran.
Personally, I will take baseball’s American League East over either of ONE’s divisions any day of the week.

It is also worth noting, that with the recent turmoil in ONE HQ, they have announced a plan to add even more division to their alliance.



Also, there has been a recent uproar over the change to the tax code. I spoke with Vice President Gnilraps, who is also a member of the Economic Council, and this is what he had to say:
”The Economics Council's top priority is to create a tax system that will buffer the effects of the rising cost of Gold. The new tax plan is designed to sap foreign importers of greater revenue through increased import traffic, while protecting the position of the USD against Gold.”

So in short, if you are sick of paying $1000 for a piece of gold, this plan is going to help that!





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Israel Stevens
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