[WHPR] Indo Cannot into Indo!
James S. Brady Press Room
Greetings Americans!
We’ll start off tonight’s program with an update on the invasion of Indonesia. Currently, TERRA and EDEN are having their way with Indonesia. And to their credit, the Indonesians are taking it lying down, like a $4 hooker, just as expected. It’s hard enough fighting off one advance, but EDEN/TERRA is pummeling Indo on four different fronts. Australia, China, Brazil and the United States have all invaded, add in the excellent showing by Seal Team 6, and Indonesia is even losing the resistance wars.
Indo cannot into Indo!
In Foreign Affairs news, the leaders of ONE seem to think that they are a professional sports league. They have gone ahead and created ‘divisions’ within the alliance. You can read up on it here. The leagues are as follows, ONE West contains Spain, Poland, UK, Indonesia and Sweden. In the East league, there will be Serbia, Hungary, Macedonia, Turkey, Slovenia and Iran.
Personally, I will take baseball’s American League East over either of ONE’s divisions any day of the week.
It is also worth noting, that with the recent turmoil in ONE HQ, they have announced a plan to add even more division to their alliance.
Also, there has been a recent uproar over the change to the tax code. I spoke with Vice President Gnilraps, who is also a member of the Economic Council, and this is what he had to say:
”The Economics Council's top priority is to create a tax system that will buffer the effects of the rising cost of Gold. The new tax plan is designed to sap foreign importers of greater revenue through increased import traffic, while protecting the position of the USD against Gold.”
So in short, if you are sick of paying $1000 for a piece of gold, this plan is going to help that!
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Comments
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/out-of-one-two-1886461/1/20
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lol Indo
RAWR
" I spoke with Vice President Gnilraps, who is also a member of the Economic Council, and this is what he had to say:
”The Economics Council's top priority is to create a tax system that will buffer the effects of the rising cost of Gold. The new tax plan is designed to sap foreign importers of greater revenue through increased import traffic, while protecting the position of the USD against Gold.”"
And in reality, the sole purpose of raising income taxes to the cap is suffocating the private sector and forcing people into tax evading communes (as clearly explained by EC chairman Evry and EC member Eli Crownover here: http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,12639.0.html)
A day that will live in infamy.
One's two cannot touch ET's Four.
~hyuu~
No TC, no vote....
\(^-^)/
Why would the TC get a link? Most of the militias do not get a link in the WHPR. The TC is no different from anyone else. In fact, the JCS have made it clear that they want to be entirely separate from the government.
And that's fine.
But, being separate, means not getting mentioned in our papers. You can't be separate from orders, but still get the fruits of WHPR recruiting. Doesn't work that way.
You asked to be separate. Please stop complaining about your own decisions. If you do not like them, then change them. I will not address this issue further.
No ST6 no vote....
The power of the media. An article from someone with no official HQ position pop up about an idea(!) of divisions, and the governmental press of EDEN/TERRA publishing it as a done change.
Voted. Lets burn their faces against the chrome.
No Irish Citizen Army, no vote...
VOTE! SHOUT! These tax increases are nothing but POWER GRAB! SAY NO! http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/vanek26-amp-gnilraps-partners-in-crime-1886333/1/20
As Prime Minister of Australia, I endorse this message!
"Also, there has been a recent uproar over the change to the tax code. I spoke with Vice President Gnilraps, who is also a member of the Economic Council, and this is what he had to say:
”The Economics Council's top priority is to create a tax system that will buffer the effects of the rising cost of Gold. The new tax plan is designed to sap foreign importers of greater revenue through increased import traffic, while protecting the position of the USD against Gold.”
So in short, if you are sick of paying $1000 for a piece of gold, this plan is going to help that!"
I seriously doubt these tax changes will have any significant effect on the price of gold relative to USD.
As the Herald of the eIndo Apocalypse and true ruler of eAus I endorse this message!
No TC link, sad
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o7 ST6
RAWR!!!
An excellent article, but one quibble: in my experience, a $4 hooker does NOT take it lying down.
ST6 = Vote
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE!
You should know this take-over of Indonesia has been dubbed in the Aussie press as OPERATION: SHOCK THE MONKEY
"So in short, if you are sick of paying $1000 for a piece of gold, this plan is going to help that!"
And if it doesn't, the tax will be reversed? Right...
Cut government spending and let cash sink into the CBO. At a rate of 100k per day. But then again, how will people be forced in communes?
WorldWideWhitehea😛 All Good Things Come To An End
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/worldwidewhitehead-all-good-things-come-to-an-end-1886569/1/20
OCCUPY INDONESIA
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-event-erepublik-has-been-waiting-for--1886639/1/20
no indo, no vote.
... oh wait...
v
eHistroy will be writen my friends... 😛 http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/how-far-those-pussies-can-go--1886701/1/20#comments
Splitting up into is kind of a good idea, any more than that it gets dangerous.
eUS Government got trolled by Plato.
Maybe we should see if we can get ONE down to their final four?
xD