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[TMS] Birthday Randoms

Day 2,510, 04:27 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Homer J Simpson

I'll be starting my mid-life crisis in a few hours (i.e. turning 40) and to celebrate, I'll be giving away stuff to anyone who comments. It may be one Q1 food, 0.69cc or whatever I decide at the time. Now, on with the show.....

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Comments

Rylde Day 2,510, 04:30

The religious cracks make me laugh the hardest. had 2 good ones here.

dacer Day 2,510, 04:57

Congratz from Dirty Bulk Freak

LanyIsLost Day 2,510, 04:58

I've seen them all already. 🙂
Happy Birthday.

Tylad Day 2,510, 05:44

Welcome to the midlife crisis too😉

klop123 Day 2,510, 05:50

Happy Birthday Homer! Enjoy!

TemujinBC Day 2,510, 06:49

It's not your birthday until tomorrow YOU CRAZY INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE SCREWING UP MOTHER F#%$ER

Ralph Kline Day 2,510, 08:34

Happy 40th!!
Life becomes much less serious from here on

Bernard de Clairvaux Day 2,510, 10:01

con gratz!

CuppyCakeYums Day 2,510, 10:12

Happy birthday!

Lawkee Day 2,510, 11:44

Happy birthday mate, all the best! o7

Xander Kross Day 2,510, 11:48

I also turned 40 this year. 1974 is a fine vintage.

Now you may dress in your smoking jacket, hold a snifter of brandy, stare into a fireplace and contemplate death whilst sitting in a Victorian high-back chair. Merry birthday.

Kaminarinote Day 2,510, 21:04

lol Xander's old.

Xander Kross Day 2,510, 21:48

You're lucky this isn't a school night, boy.

Kaminarinote Day 2,510, 21:49

You're right! I can hit the club and it won't be weird or pathetic!

Xander Kross Day 2,511, 23:27

Yeah... one of the awesome things about 40 is you don't have to go clubbing anymore.

JonathonEdwards Day 2,510, 21:45

I had my 40th earlier this year too......

Eric Last Day 2,510, 12:01

RL - Ripped Lifter
eRep - Photoshop Curler

Happy birthday and much love, Homer o7

crisfire Day 2,510, 12:16

turning 40 in a few months, looks like I win geezer

Happy Birthday you stinky old man

Kaminarinote Day 2,510, 13:11

Look on the bright side, Homer. Based on Australia's life expectancy, you won't officially hit middle age for another year.

Ardikus V2 Day 2,510, 15:04

The Ripped Curler is here.

Guagature Day 2,510, 16:53

Happy birthday Homer, I unlike you are just a young duck 😃

I-Bleed-Blue-93 Day 2,510, 18:04

Happy B-day,

Love, Hardness Freak

Bad BIue Boys Day 2,510, 18:36

Happy Birthday bro!
From your bro Whey Hulk!

DMV3 Day 2,510, 21:01

Happy birthday!

Raven Anarcho Day 2,510, 21:10

Happy B-day!

- Dirty Bulk Lifter

Maximus.Decimus.Meridius. Day 2,510, 21:53

get some

Lance Lucky Day 2,510, 22:06

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Kippers Day 2,510, 22:31

Happy birthday, my good man!

MinouLaPoule Day 2,510, 22:35

Happy Birthday :3

Bryan Alexander Day 2,511, 09:48

Happy Birthday!
- Natty Lifter

CrazyCanuck96 Day 2,511, 10:43

Happy birthday bud, get hammered or i'll be upset

Jolabent Day 2,511, 15:16

Happy Birthday to you..... oh to be 40 again 🙂

Xander Kross Day 2,511, 23:47

Some awesome things about 40:

- As Brucie pointed out, it's weird and pathetic if you try to go out and hit the clubs. The good news: now that you're 40, you no longer have to.

- You no longer have to pretend to care about whether you are listening to Progressive Black Metal/Melodic Death Metal/Blackened Death Metal, or Dubstep/Brostep/EDM. You can file it all under one convenient label, "Shitty Kids' Music."

- You also no longer have to care about trying to understand internet memes, new slang or weird acronyms. Because by the time you find out about them, the kids aren't using them anymore.

- Hollywood is pretty much done raping anything you cared about as a kid. You can go back to thinking GI Joes and Transformers are awesome again.

- You don't have to bother trying to dress hip and fashionable. Which is good because by the time you find out what's fashionable, it isn't anymore.

- From this point on, walking around your house in your boxers and a "wife-beater" t-shirt is more or less expected at all times. It's not just something you do when you're hung over or depressed.

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