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The state of Britain on Christmas Eve, just prior to her being wiped.

It appears that during our current incursion into the British Isles produced a lot more than pride and honour for the eCanadian military machine. Sure, we absolutely humbled those bloody Brits – took their land, helped prevent them from electing a Congress. We burned their crops, set their House of Commons and their House of Lords ablaze with fiery vitrol. We forced them to march through the streets of their own towns and cities, in chains, proudly forcing them to declare their subservience to us, their new masters.

However, it seems at least one of us took some pity several of the female members of their society.

Or at least, one of us did. Apparently, my party leader, Funky Hum24n, decided that romance and matters of the flesh were high on his priority list. Now, it’s no secret that he has always had a high libido: Kathryn Janeway can attest to that:



So while we have been in Britian the last number of weeks, Funky Hum24 decided to take it upon himself to sire a dozen – well, at least a dozen, as that is all I have been able to uncover at this point – offspring for himself.

I was astonished earlier today to find these 12 new babes sitting in clear view, in the list of members of the New Canadian Progressive Front. Man, that party leader of mine sure knows how to recruit new members, I found myself first thinking. We’re on an upswing in popular support. Then, after a closer look, it became clear that these 12 younglings all shared much in common. They were all born on December 24 or 25, and all currently reside in the North East of England.

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Unfortunately, the girl on the far right died of a lonely heart. More evidence against Funky Hum24n?


Hmmm, who knew that the women of Newcastle were so fertile, or that they were so willing to consort with the enemy?

However, it would be foolhardy to think that these 12 have any loyalty to their father. After being sired by one man over such a short period of time, it would seem that Funky Hum24n had never had any intention of remaining with any of his British consorts. With 11 different mothers (2 of them appear to be twins) who were then forsaken by this man, each women individually fell for his lies and the belief he was to be her hero, and thus Funky Hum24n has engendered a lot of hostility among the eBrits against all eCanadians. It does seem that their intent is not friendly towards us.

Perhaps they have even turned to eCanada’s other interlopers – the Romulans. Upon closer inspection, I also discovered these twelve babes have joined the Romulan Military Unit called the Canadian Liberation Forces. They pose no threat militarily, but electorally – that could be another story.

And I have to wonder: how many other children and women have similar stories out there? Which other men in our society have also done as Funky Hum24n has? Are we going to wake up one day in the near future to find ourselves suddenly at their mercy, ready to return evil to us for the evil them experienced at our hands?

Only time will tell.

In the meantime, keep your eyes open, my fellow eCanadians, and keep looking over your shoulders.

Ferret out the others who may seek out vengeance against us.

Be alert.

Be wise.

Don’t let your guard down.

Be ready for the unexpected.