[MoHA] Poetry Public Referendum
eUK Home Office
Hey, MoHA here! I bet you thought we had all died because we didn’t do an article in a week… well, errr… we have lost people. Kinda. We realised that most of the people in the MoHA PM weren’t in the MoHA. But we are back with the final of the poetry competition. Now you can vote on your favourite of the top five poems in this competition.
What You Need To Do
1) Read all of the poems in this article
2) Choose your favourite one*
3) Comment below with the name of the poem or the author
4) Share this article with your friends **
5) Wait for the results
* This is solely down to you. It might be the most creative poem, the funniest poem, the craziest poem, or you might just like the author. The choice is up to you!
** Optional
2nd Poem for Competition - by Alphabethis
Article Link
”Beyond the realms
of idiocy,
I'll find you.”
ESO Ultimate Showdown - by Sir Jimmy Savile
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”Old CC was hoppin' around
Made ESO his big playground
When suddenly scarfar burst from the shade
And hit CC with a Dragon Grenade”
nifty - by Mr Immanuel Kant
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”MIK
Motor-boating
Is
Kinky”
UK News In Haikus - by Rob the Bruce
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”New alliance formed
Why's the logo not the dog?
Worst alliance yet.”
Untitled - by Aaron Mark Daniels
Article Link
”Twinkle twinkle little star
Aaron's put his face in a jar”
Get voting now. Voting closes at 6pm on Saturday 19th of December, so make sure you vote before then. Who will be crowned the eUK Poet Laureate? You decide!
Thanks for reading,
Slimmed-down MoHA Crew,
Cheetah and Frix
Comments
Awsome ESOMNESS MoHA article
Sir jimmy savile
I vote: Aaron Mark Daniels
Great Banter and i like the author. 😉
Altough Alphabethis was beatiful, i give him Second place if i could.
I hope my Vote counts. 🙂
Vote: Untitled - by Aaron Mark Daniels
What happened to the original article with all my votes 🙁
Copied from ESO fee😛
"Sorry. My plan was to change the article (which was sabotaged by Sambo) and then start shouting it but I only just received org access so I thought it better to start the voting again since we'd had a day of no publicity."
I understand
we need an inquiry into Sambo's sabotage imo
I vote for Kant 😉
I VOTE
ALPHABETHIS
[removed]
Nvm, I'll change mine to ESO Ultimate Showdown.
I vote Sir Jimmy Saville because his name is enough like mine that when I see people write "What good poetry that Jimmy bloke writes!" I can pretend for a moment that they mean me and not Sir Saville and then maybe I'll feel a little less sad and alone at Christmas.
Plus it had the most words, and I like things there are a lot of.
Full disclosure: I didn't read all the poetry, especially the one by SJS that was really long, don't know if that disqualifies me from voting or not.
Well my article wasn't even poetry but it still made it here so why not XD
Sir Jimmy Savile for sure!
I VOTE
ALPHABETHIS
x2
ESO ultimate showdown.
Vote:
UK News In Haikus - by Rob the Bruce
see somebody knows what they're talking about here
Alphabethis
ESO;s
I vote for nifty