[MoFA] A Sticky Maple Syrup-ation

Day 2,867, 06:48 • Published in Ireland South Korea • by An Sluagh


Most of you are currently unaware of what is going on at the moment between Ireland and Canada. Yesterday, in response to an enquiry from a Ukrainian official I stated that there is no label on the campaign between Ireland and Canada. Neither nation fully knows what our situation is and many of us are still trying to understand what exactly is going on.

Continuing on from the satirical article I published ten days ago "Ireland invades North West". This article aims to put some clarity on recent events, the hidden tensions and what may arise from our current situation.

Just before he resigned as Canadian Dictator, Rydle had proposed Ireland as Natural Enemy of Canada. Since then, Canada reclaimed all of their regions and was forced into auto-attacking Mayo. The current Canadian President supports peace with Ireland as has been our request and as soon as the opportunity arose to propose a No Natural Enemy Law, he did so. However, his congress has been less compliant and voted down this proposal, signalling they wish to continue a war with Ireland. Yet again forcing us into something we have not called for.

We are now waiting to see if the newly elected Canadian Congress will support a No Natural Enemy Law. We have asked them to make such a proposal and are waiting for such to take place.

In the event that this proposal does not pass, we will be returning to a real war with Canada as we will not be bullied by elements of Canadian society who have disregard for the Irish people and the rest of their own citizens. Ireland is fully aware of how a large portion of Canada favours us and reject being in a state of war with Ireland. To them we have nothing but respect.

The cards are in Canada's hand, for now, Ireland waits.


Ireland is a country with:

80% food bonuses
40% weapon bonuses
3% Work Tax
3% VAT
Regular National Strikes
Why wouldn’t you join us?

Signed,
Department of Foreign Affairs
An Sluagh