[CP] Victory and Got Moose?
Day 2,513, 13:47
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by Rylde
Got Moose?
Cause I do.
Well I'd thank you all for electing me for the 7th time but what were you going to do vote in an that uncharismatic bore Dozzer for CP. You didn't and were all better off for it now. As you've gambled and rolled the dice on yours truly as you have many times before in the past. I won't disappoint.
The election had its ups and downs with a couple pitfalls and controversy. All in all one of the more entertaining elections of late, was glad to be a part of it. I wasn't sure if I could overcome the moose voting horde but if they vote like they do in there primary I didn't have to be worried.
Its nice to send a clear message to the nations top party that the CP chair isn't there own personal plaything to pass around in house till they all have the medal. You gotta earn it and no candidate should win on there first go. learn from it Dozzy.
Moose is officially back on the menu boys.
I will not be robbed of some good old fashioned taunting.
In all Seriousness now time to get down to business, article to be released shortly.
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Exactly what I imagined what the first article is gonna be like...even though I expected it much sooner😛
Had a date with a new GF yesterday after work so took the day off yesterday.
So, what you're saying is you're full of hickeys?.... ^_-
I'm a vegetarian and Moose still sounds like a delicious meal.
You're getting dangerously close to hippie-talk, McVicker. >: (
Smoke moose, soooooo gooooood
Moose burger and fries please
Umm...
Got moose?
I've helped dress out deer (even though I don't hunt).
Damn that things big! 😮
me likey
Reported for cruelty to moose.
Every player regardless of party only gets one vote per account until they sell inevitable Vote Stash pack.
You cannot blame the CPF if half the time there is not a serous candidate but forward from the other parties. Not many would wish the job on their worst enemy.... wait we just gave the job to Rylde.... so we did. Another win!
Voted for votes for gold idea. Pls don't tell Plato.
You know that the Vote Pack/votes for cash is coming, but then won't that just make the game more like real life politics.
Some fun nutritional facts from the Ministry of Re-Education:
1) Moose meat is far leaner and higher in protein than farm-raised beef.
2) Because moose is taken quickly (usually with one 30-calibre shot to the heart), it is often more "humane" than farm-raised meat, and "cruelty-free."
3) Moose are free-range
4) Guaranteed antibiotic- and GMO-free.
5) Because they are often processed in the wild, and not bulk-slaughtered in a blood-and-feces-caked abattoir, the meat is cleaner.
6) MDP uses every part of the moose. Nothing goes to waste.
Wolves eat moose, or something like that.
Yeah, but it takes a pack of wolves to bring down just one moose, and that moose would be one of the young, lame or sick.
One Rylde took down the whole herd.
Because he's Drizzt Do'Urden. Duh
I like my Moose rare, bloody and with a drizzling of tarragon infused oil. It's lovely with a light Pinot Noir which contrasts with the strength of the Moose flavour.
Now. Let's go give China some hot Moose tongue.....
Not even amused. Nor are the Moose!