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Tis ours, the dignity they give to grace
The first in valour, as the first in place;
That when with wondering eyes our martial bands
Behold our deeds transcending our commands,
Such, they may cry, deserve the sovereign state,
Whom those that envy dare not imitate!

Vote Chickensguys for President

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Apparently in 2018 after I quit I promised CGs I would be his VP if he ever won. Therefore, vote for him I guess.

Best of Luck,
- Oblige

[We the People] Oblige for Congress

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Dear America:

I'm running for Congress for lucky Term Number 11 23 35,21 and in homage to the great style of Emerick I will be tweaking publishing my usual … read more »

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[We the People] Oblige for Party President!

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Good Afternoon People!

I know the past month has been a chaotic time for our party. With the sudden and unexpected theft of Whalefare assets by Ray of … read more »

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