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Why the president was banned

Day 1,983, 06:03 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by Releasethe Krakken

As VIP member I have insight into all eRebublik disciplinary matters. Yes Marcus stole the money but onto the story at hand : WHY the MUFMAN was banned.

It in fact had nothing with game exploits but something far more sinister a hidden algorithm in the program Plato calls the illuminati algorithm.

It is a scientific fact that at a certain level of retard a game starts losing players. As Orangejuice recently said dont go full retard!

So the algo basically calculates:
All user actions that is brilliant v all user actions that is stupid.

I denoted the action and not the person as stupid.

So last month MUFC made 50000 blunders coupled with our normal 30000 blunder rate that gives 80000 blunders there was however just 5000 actions that was brilliant.

Since the blunder rate was almost tripled the game went into FULL RETARD MODE and started losing players like flies.

The game then started searching for players that went full retard and came upon MUFC and banned him.

The entire ILP was second on the list but saved as it was discovered that they went full retard to annoy the labour party that went full retard several times this year.

MUFMAN is currently receiving a braincell implant and will return to this game once he is normal idiot again.

So some good news after all : DD

Comments

The Irish William Wallace Day 1,983, 08:25

Lolol

Viktor Kurgan Day 1,983, 10:18

Who is mufman? Is that something like Batman or Ironman?

Releasethe Krakken Day 1,983, 11:43

mufc

Viktor Kurgan Day 1,983, 12:25

I was joking....or was trying to make a joke 😛

Releasethe Krakken Day 1,983, 12:34

lol pray mufc dont get the toys of either in RL. : D

Viktor Kurgan Day 1,983, 12:37

I pray for his wretched soul every day but i fear its all futile.

Meh...SATAN! can take him....

MacIneely Day 1,983, 14:54

Am I a-okay with the Word, Viktor Kurgan? Or does Saan have my soul as well. o7

Viktor Kurgan Day 1,984, 23:58

Only if you accept The Word as the only truth and guide to salvation...

Nogin the nog Day 1,983, 10:37

I hope the transplant goes well..lol,

However will it cure him from the "Dunning–Kruger Effect"

This is a cognitive bias in which unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly rating their ability much higher than average. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their mistakes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning-Kruger_effect

BOUD1CCA Day 1,983, 15:13

My God, that explains so much about Government in eAustralia : (

Releasethe Krakken Day 1,984, 05:27

i had some of those 2 weeks ago. ok move the plastic sheeting right next to the building so that we have more plastic sheeting on the other side. which translated for them to totally unroll the plastic sheeting on the one side move everything to the other side and roll it up and then put the post on bricks so that the greenhouse have some ventilation. a gale force wind was toying with the sheeting and almost blew it away whilst they was "improving the design"That improved my understanding of employers who is always complaining of workers so much.