WHAT A DRAG IT IS
Day 3,488, 17:07
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Published in USA 
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by Pfenix Quinn
No, I do not feel that good
When I see the heartbreaks you embrace
If I was a master thief perhaps I'd rob them
And though I know you're dissatisfied
With your position and your place
Don't you understand it's not my problem
When I see the heartbreaks you embrace
If I was a master thief perhaps I'd rob them
And though I know you're dissatisfied
With your position and your place
Don't you understand it's not my problem
In an effort to demonstrate a new spirit of openness and bro-hood, the horsey regime invited well-known dissident nobody, RF Williams, to toast Herr Driptoast on the occasion of his umpteenth "election" victory. The following is a transcript of the toast delivered by Citizen Williams. The transcript was squirrled out of the banquet hall by one of the many SFP sleeper agent who are salted away throughout every part of the administration. Accept no substitutes!
WHAT A DRAG IT IS
My majesty Mister Horse-thing Ma'am, horrible ministers and members of the Alt-Right Congress, invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank you completely... Mr. Dripnose, sir; and also what the Worker-Federalist Thing has done for me and my fellow Nobodies, Animal Lovers, Old Folkies and Socialists who come with me, I say: Yes. Completely.
We have really eaten very much. And now we are fed up completely. And also thanks to you keenly if you would open up from all the windows. Phew! So that those plenty fresh winds can come into lunch too. Yes, thanks. Better now.
Now before I go back to the Free Municipality of Socialist Freedoms with a plane from the straight line of government I wish to invitation you, Sister Dropbox, to come home to the Free Socialists so that we can revenge on you completely. Thanks.
Yes. You will eat a full crow. And also feel up your stomach and walk with difficults because of full stomach completely and such. Even when you want to rest at night, I will make sure that you sleep on top of me in the top up stairs of my commune complex completely. So that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh, free air.
And so on.
But now am sorry because I have to tell you that I have mad short calls on you only. But next time I shall make a long speech on you to last the whole moon completely. Thank you very much to allow me to unclothe you completely before these extinguished ladies under gentlemen, sir madam sir.
Lastly but not listlessly, I ask the band to play now our international anthem of the global anarcho-syndicalism movement and also is the workers and oppressed avatars international anthem: Power to the People.
And completely sing along too please:
Power to the People. Power to the People, right on!
Right on, right on. Yes. OK. Your majestic horseness, harnesses and what-nots, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the bottoms of all the revolutionary people of these e-United States, the Americas, the Stars, from Infinity, and Beyond.
With this few words I think you Ma'am, Sir. Yes.
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Remember what old John Brown sai
😛Don't forget bash the fash, 'cause it's OUR game.
All Power to the People.
We want an end to the robbery. To hell with pig rules.
Remember Compton's Cafeteria, the Stonewall Inn and Dewey's Restaurant.
The first gay pride was a riot.
Never give up.
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"You say I let you down, ya know its not like that"
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_uMNCfTabRWbnlDLWpQaVlEQmc/view?usp=drivesdk
*stare*
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I lol'd 🙂
Power to the People. Power to the People, right on!
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My fellow SFPers, brothers, sisters and non-binaries, this speech by RF Williams , the leader the SFP claims not to have, can actually make some people laugh off their heads but its significance is enormous to anarchists, nobodies, situationists, animal lovers, old folkies, socialists, immediatists and the occasional commie. What it suggests is that, we should not be bothered so much about how good we are at the elite’s language, about perfecting the language of the derp horse. What is important to us as SFP and for that matter to all lefties is the value of the message our speeches convey. It is very common for people to be ridiculed in articles and fora for not speaking the language of the elite's horse properly. Shamefully or ignorantly, when we fail to speak our own local dialect properly, nobody notices it.
SFP can never catch up with the rest of the world economically, socially, politically and culturally unless we begin to value and develop our own IPU-given resources first. No top 5 party got there out of the blue. They started from somewhere and developing and sustaining their own culture e.g. language had been part of their development agenda. What even strikes me most of this ‘Elite Language Perfection Syndrome’ as I will term it is that, it is being perpetuated by the so-called eUSA fora who seem confused about what education actually means.
Worst of all are politicians using unintelligible, bullish, ridiculous elite jargons in the name of proving their intelligence and ability to lead. The ignorant masses equally follow suit by singing their praises and voting massively for such people, thinking they are prophets and saviours for their daily distress and backwardness. It is high time we started to change mentally about our own culture and any politician who fails to communicate in the language of the local people should not even be considered for election to parliament.
Thanks for reading.
Make good policy decisions and learn to stand up for yourself in a debate without making a fool of yourself. That's all you need to do to.
To hell with pig rules - break the chains!
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I'm sorry, was this supposed to mean something?
No. Just for fun. Besides, meaning is over-rated.
Give me Jimmy and dmoney back. At least they stood for things.
Idi Amin was into Google Translate before it even existed?
What's your deal anyway, friend? Are you like "Super-serious Senry who must man-splain everything to everybody" or something?
What did you expect me to say? All I heard were platitudes. I'm inquiring as to what the hell you're on about.
Man there must have been lots of drugs and alcohol at this party