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The reasons why (and not)... From a recent interview...


Q.PQ, is Pfenix Quinn (you) experienced in governing?

A. Well. No. I was "media czar" a couple of times though. And that was like hellamusing! You know, I invented the fake rapid-fire press conference. Like, reporter asks, "Mr. President, here's a stupid question." Then like, CP says, like, "Here's a clever answer!" And on and on.



Q.Does PQ, you that is, haunt Telegram and Discord like one of those people who carries their favorite pillow around with them everywhere and give it a pet name, like "Poo"?

A.Heh! That reminds me. I received an e-mail the other day stating it was $50 dollars to see Cardi B. live. Replied that I'm probably not the right person to spam for those kinds of ransom demands. Oh! Oh! What? OH. No. And hey, haven't telegrams been replaced by the telephone for goodnissake like ten or twleve years now? What? (Speak up dammit!) Discord? What in hell is that? One of those new drugs you kids are vaping? Like Benadryl or something? C'mon. Hit me with the real tough questions.



Q.Would you, PQ, continue to support the e-USA in supporting Asteria?

A.First of all. "Asteria" sounds like "hysteria". It's fecking stupid-sounding, OK? Second, who-o-o-o-o cares? I mean. Really. Who-o-o-o-o-o cares? That Alliance crap is drivel. It's not even a giggly version of Risk. Just a couple of clever Romanians fishing euros out of Balkan miseries. Third, h-owl all you might like pretending it matters, but it does't make a hoot of a difference whether I do or don't. The idea that we actually have "elections" in the e-USA is honkers-bonkers. We're barnyard animals. Get used to it. I am. B-a-a-a--a-a-aah.



Q.If you (PQ) have no marketable governing experience, don't participate in The Meta, and don't care about global politics, then why are you running for Country President?

A.For the glory. Obviously. And the payola. And so I can say that I have, once again, thwarted a possible zombie-Reagan Apocalypse on top of the e-Apocalypse that is already here. Also to annoy Trite, who is so annoying. And annoyable. And finally, because Custer is just too damn old. I mean, sure he's an artist, and he's relentless in promoting the press, and has a great sense of humor, and has actually learned the mechanics of the game. But by his very own admission he's officially an Old Fart. I, on the other hand, am an old fart too. But I refuse to admit it! So. There you have it.



Q.Comrade Quinn, PQ, what, if anything, would you like to add? And why is your slogan "Silent, but Deadly!"

A.(Astonished look).


Q.Wut?

A.Dude.... I have what NO OTHER CANDIDATE HAS!....





Q.????

A.Butt rockets!!

















Let the music play!
xoxoxoxxo,
PQ



















So long Pee-Wee...

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