Thorn in the Flesh
Gator Bait
Geez.. how long does it take someone to publish their first article. Maybe I'm setting a new record.
Big Dogs gonna eat
Fighting in Division 1 is fun until one of the big guys shows up. No matter how hard I work, my 27k strength is no match for an XX Legend fighting down and certainly doesn't stand a chance against the ol' Romperbots.
Then came a breath of fresh air from on high. Good old President Vootsman showed me a way. In Presidential Order 66 I finally had a role. I could make a difference. Finally, I could stick it to the old Romperbots who steam rolled every D1 fight.
I was methodical.... like a deadly sniper I waited for my moments. With expiring weaponry at hand. I had some time to inflict my pain, but it couldn't go to waste.
Some sniped BH medals were easy. The Croatians got lazy on their battles. 4-5 mill damage was enough for quite a few. Some required a bit more.
I even got a once in a lifetime opportunity to double team a Crobot with our president. Herr Vootsman and I decended upon the poor Madame like junk yard dogs pawing for a thrown out steak.
Still waiting on my lab results from that romp in the sack with Madame.
Hey D1-3 people.. Feeling like you can't contribute on the battlefield? Sure I can't go head to head in a pitched battle for Kentucky, but I can annoy the piss out of the Crobots and that gives me all the more reason to log in each day and mash that training button.
From the bush on the hill,
Gator Bait
Comments
Go get 'em. 👍
Great work! Keep it up! o7
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GOOOOD WORK!!
Good luck.
President of Serbia
President of all our citizens
MarkoZivancevic.
Jeli to zvanicna politika srbije?
Ako je ovo zvanicna politika " idi i ukradi mu BH", onda ste fakat dotakli dno. Uvjek je bilo sa obe strane onih koji su krali BH ili SH ali to nikad nije bila politika ni jedne drzave. Svi znamo da su ameri noobovi sto se tice igre, ti si spustio srbiju na njihov level.
Imaj malo digniteta kao CP pa bar ne komentarisi ovakve stvari!!
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I love it, keep fighting those Crobots!
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I see you fighting all the time. 👍
Gotta pump those damage numbers.
I've seen ya on the battle field as well, nice job, salute ! o7
(ps: if I ever pass you for a medal it was by accident or for a reason and just msg me and ill send u the gold! sry if it happened!)
Ah no worries. It happens sometimes. The one screen shot I posted with Voots we were literally hitting at the same time.
Lots of easy BHs to take
This is surprisingly fun to read XD
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o7 good stuff I’m taking some when I can!
Wolverines!
Good job.
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11 years and 1 month I was waiting your first article.
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Nice
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Great job
Ghost boosters are great when going after Croatian BHs use there own strength against them