The Federalists did WHAT?

Day 4,649, 17:02 • Published in USA USA • by KingTaco

Hello my dearest federalist friends.


My name is KingTaco and as some of you may or may not somewhat pretend to know but possibly not but will in a second know - I was chosen by a whopping 15 people in the Party President Primary. Say that 10 times fast. Wasn’t that hard? Dang. First of all, I’d like to say thank you for choosing me to Ruin run the party next month. It’s an honor and a privilege.
I’ll do my best to be an active, fun, cool, nice, mean, lazy president. Believe you me I’ll do everything I possibly can to be super great at being average. That’s my promise to you.

Here is what I’d like to do as your party president:
-Taco Tuesday, every day.

-Club baby seals
-Free goats blood for everyone (upon request only)
-Ask you about your day, because I care
-Pretend to care

Just to name a few.

I would like to point out that I am not a multi, thats important for you to know. There will also be no political take over (yet) so that also something to just take totally off your radar. Trust me, i’m a taco.

In all seriousness, We may have the second most members, but we are by far the best party in eRepublik, regardless of the country. Let’s keep up the awesomeness and don’t let me down.

Much love,
The sentient taco.