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Slow News Day

Day 4,256, 19:29 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Thedillpickl

Hi kids!

Here's the link: https://youtu.be/Z3bN-pI5oMg

My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve.

My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose.

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Exalted Druid Day 4,256, 19:48

This is the bottom of the Pickle barrel.

Thedillpickl Day 4,256, 19:58

'Cause I'm wearin' high heel sneakers,
and actin' like a qweeeeeen?!

Brawhahaha!

Foxfire Day 4,256, 20:19

Slow news day!I think the new emojis for the community feeds are the game changer that we have all been waiting for. Where is the breaking news story on that ground breaking development?

Exalted Druid Day 4,256, 20:31

😃

Thedillpickl Day 4,256, 20:44

When I figure out how to use eRep FB I'll get right on it

Eduard Douwes Dekker Day 4,257, 11:52

🤖

Chochi Day 4,257, 18:01

The song part sounds like a cheap imitation of Zappa. I'm not stoned enough to have found the joke part funny but I guess options were more limited back in the 70s.

Thedillpickl Day 4,257, 19:46

I tell you the truth, about the '70s. If someone said they never smoked pot they were lying or were one of those two kids who used to mumble to themselves in the lunch line.

Chochi Day 4,258, 18:51

My parents used to say that if you remember the '70s, you weren't there.

CptChazbeard Day 4,259, 01:34

Da na na Da na na Da Da na

First tune I ever learned on the ol geetar

Thedillpickl Day 4,259, 14:04

Classics are classic.

To reach expert status you needed to sing along to American Pie whilst being too drunk to walk.
Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye...

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