Our bull is missing
Releasethe Krakken
When I checked the pasture this morning I found the fence of a thousand tears that divided us and the United Charlesdom was pushed over.
Our bull Moomoohead was/is missing.
If you find him strolling around. Take him into your barn . He only drinks Guinness and eats only tasty meals(uhmm so take him to a italian restaurant in the evenings)he will die if you feed him haggis. You can throw spotted dick at him but if he dont eat it you might just have wasted a lot of spotted dicks. It might cause a spotted dick shortage . And nobody wants that.
We have taught him to fight in battles yes he is an attack cow. So just point him in a certain direction and order him in a firm voice to attack.
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Could this be a welcome addition to the eUK?
I'll take good care of him!
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Think this is a bull or cow argument...
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