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Irish CP Taken to hospital after being poisoned.

Day 4,860, 02:59 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Grogu.

True stories from the Irish War.

We have some news from the front line, The Irish CP was rushed to hospital under a suspect Novichok attack last night, it appears his eyes were crying and weeping tears, but that was just cause of the death of his beloved MOD.

He is now out of action for the next few days

We will keep you posted if any other valuable news emerges.

Warning.
The Irish have invaded so mothers lock up your boys and keep them safe.
Any goats or sheep locked them up too.

Grogu.

Comments

Matrix Neon Day 4,860, 03:04

Alfa gave him poisoned apple

lol

John Spasov Day 4,860, 03:05

polonium tea 😃

Monster Grinder Day 4,860, 04:03

lolz

Lawkee Day 4,860, 04:52

Poots?

Select28 Day 4,860, 07:16

Shoulda tried organic mercury (fries yr brain).

v + c

Mel Morris Day 4,860, 14:13

So a brick has fallen on his head

certacito Day 4,863, 03:03

All part of a cunning covert plan to parachute UK Special Forces into Ireland and carry out a coup, silently and efficiently eliminating the Irish leaders in order to take control......

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