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DAY 2000 THE END TIMES APPROACHES

Day 1,990, 07:26 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by Releasethe Krakken

We all remember the year 2000 scare 13 years ago. How it came partially true as I bought a bottle of Southern Comfort and Appletizer but there was a ice shortage. How the ice shortage lead to heartburn. How I had to switch back to brandy and cola (without ice) to probably combat my 3 objectives at that time:

1. getting drunk on the momentous occasion.
2. not having heartburn
3. getting ice.

this was due to all industrial ice makers working with 2 digits alone.

And now I reveal seriously detrimental news. Plato was lazy. There is only 3 digits not 4 the first digit is a pic not a real number. Plato never effed up the economy model we were all the time heading into!!!

DAY 2000 DAY 2000

On that day all chaos will break lose....

On that day only 999 accounts will remain only the first 3 digit accounts.

500 Mufc multies will scorch and burn towards permanent damnation.

Only IBhoy will remain and me cause Im one of the originals we will conquer eIreland and eUk AND THEN DELETE eUk through the use of a secret 3 digit code. When the poms return they will have choice 1 eUsa. choice 2 United Irelands. All of the former eUk except Scotland and Northern Ireland will become Nuclear Zone 5 and will be forever uninhabitable!

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