White House Press Release #83: PigInZen Issues Statement to Allies

Day 847, 21:25 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room

Official White House Press Release (#83): PigInZen Issues Statement to Allies


16 March 2010, Day 847 of the New World.

The contents of this White House Press Release are:

1. PigInZen Issues Statement to Allies

2. Flufferton Foundation Announces New Contest

3. Bureau of Ambassadorial Affairs Recruiting

4. March Madness Pool



PigInZen Issues Statement to Allies

Recent choices by the United States in military strategic have left fellow EDEN members Poland and Croatia understandably upset. President PigInZen issued a statement today concerning the controversy, apologizing to our valued allies for the setbacks the US helped cause. As the President wrote, "We are not the first nation to make a serious mistake, either tactically or strategically. We certainly shall not be the last. I would prefer that the United States be the first nation to publicly admit its shortcomings and move to address them rather than precipitating a conflict with our allies."



Flufferton Foundation Announces New Contest

The Flufferton Foundation has announced that is now accepting submissions for the One Eye Prize for Economic Reporting--the latest award in the Emerick Award Series. The winner will earn 5 gold and endless accolades.



Bureau of Ambassadorial Affairs Recruiting

The Bureau of Ambassadorial Affairs is recruiting. Anyone interested in improving foreign relations or a career in politics should consider applying. The application is here.



March Madness Pool

Former President HarrisonRichardson is hosting a eRepublik March Madness tournament. Enter for a chance to win some serious gold. More about the contest can be found here. Get your picks in by Thursday to be eligible.




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This concludes the eighty-third White House Press Release and the ninth of this Presidential term. Be sure to observe DoD Orders, as the war is ever-changing!

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