White House Press Release #80: Time Out With Vice President Andy Costello

Day 843, 21:11 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room

Official White House Press Release (#80): Time Out With Vice President Andy Costello

March 11, 2010, Day 842 of the New World.

The contents of this White House Press Release are:

1. Time Out With Vice President Andy Costello

2. "Think Tank" Salons Finalized

3. Training Corps Releases New Paper

4. Ambassadorial Affairs Accepting Applicants



Time Out With Vice President Andy Costello

When President PigInZen promised earlier this month to appoint the runner-up of the presidential elections as his Vice President, he changed the election landscape. Out was winner-take-all, in was every-vote-counts. Andy Costello seized that opportunity, and, using his underestimated political network, catapulted himself to the top of the eUnited States as our latest Vice-President.

Vice President Costello started out his eLife in August of last year, Day 635. He was born into Russian-occupied Massachusetts, and two clicked until American hero Chocolate McSkittles found him and helped him to Florida. Vice President Costello applied for and successfully completed the Training Corps before graduating to join the Army. Picked out as a rising star, he was soon called back to the Training Corps to serve as a Second Lieutenant.

Nearly two months later, he seized upon the newly-captured French political parties. He PTOed one and changing its name to the American Defense Party. As Party President of the ADP, he worked to further logical, reasonable budgets for the US government. Soon after his stint as ADP president, he began what many political analysts deemed an impressive presidential campaign. Despite minimal name recognition and funding, he managed to make himself stand out through his demonstrated dedication and sincere nature. Now that he's in office, he serves as a key advisor to President PigInZen and oversees a number of project. He also says that his goals for the country are to "kick ass, take names, fix the economy, and get more people to join our awesomness". Best of luck, Mr. Vice President.



"Think Tank" Salons Finalized

Chief Policy Advisor Harrison Richardson announced today the final details of the Salon Program outlined by President PigInZen in his campaign. Each department of the Executive (Departments of State, Treasury, Media, Interior, and Defense) will hold two Question and Answer sessions in IRC chats. For more information and an awesome 'tradition' picture, read here.



Training Corps Releases New Paper

The Training Corps is pleased to announced the deployment of their newspaper, the Training Corps tribune. Check it out for the latest and greatest from one of our most important military branches.



Ambassadorial Affairs Accepting Applicants

The Bureau of Ambassadorial Affairs is looking for players interested in becoming American Ambassadors or Deputy Ambassadors. For anyone interested in making friends and getting to know another country, sign-up here.

Useful Links
Department of Defense Orders
President PigInZen’s Newspaper
Vice President Andy Costello’s Newspaper
State Department News
USA Department of the Interior
The Training Corps Tribune
The Army Times
Mobile Infantry Battle Cry
The Welcoming Committee Newspaper
Flying Unicorn News
This concludes the seventy-ninth White House Press Release and the fourth of this Presidential term. Be sure to observe DoD Orders, as the war is ever-changing!

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