White House Press Release #79: President Endorses Public Discussion

Day 842, 19:02 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room

Official White House Press Release (#79): President Endorses Public Discussion

March 11, 2010, Day 842 of the New World.

The contents of this White House Press Release are:

1. Think Tanks to Come

2. Surprise Indonesia Attack on Southern Thailand

3. Free MTs and Guns Available to Fight in Australia




President PigInZen Announces Think Tanks

President PigInZen has set up a series of "think tanks" - opportunities in which the public can discuss national issues in a moderated settting. The President said he is very interested in hearing public opinion on certain issues. His campaign talked often about getting the public more involved in government affairs. This is his first step in attaining that goal. He hopes to hear of the general public's creative ideas in these discussions.



Indonesia Makes a Surprise Attack on Southern Thailand

Earlier today, Indonesia made an attack on one of our regions, Southern Thailand. The attack seems to be a desperate attempt to get back onto the world scene. The former world power has been reduced to an unnoticeable country, and the attack on this region indicates their role as Phoenix puppet.

Southern Thailand is one of the regions we have obtained from Southeast Asia as we have region-swapped through the area in the last few days. The region-swapping is to give Karnataka, our high-iron region which we are renting from India, as much protection as possible from Phoenix attacks towards India. We also hold the region to protect Thailand from further Indonesian agression. Instead, we will bear the brunt of it.

It is necessary that as many citizens as possible move to Karnataka in order to build up the wall in that region. By doing so, they make it not only expensive to begin a Phoenix-funded resistance war, but also extremely hard to win the region. If you need help moving to Karnataka, please contact the Flying Unicorn Squadron and they will give you two free moving tickets!



Volunteer to Move to Australia and Get Free Stuff

DrTango has begun a volunteer movement to move to Australia and help it and South Africa get its regions back from a Phoenix-controlled South American invasion. If you would like to help defeat Phoenix, post in this thread on the eUS forums and you will receive 2 free moving tickets and 5 Q1 weapons to move to Western Australia (which houses a Q5 hospital) and fight for Australia. You must be an American citizen with at least 5 strength. Donations to the organization shown in the volunteer thread to fund the effort would be greatly appreciated. Hail EDEN!



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This concludes the seventy-ninth White House Press Release and the fourth of this Presidential term. Be sure to observe DoD Orders, as the war is ever-changing!

Stay Thirsty My Friends,

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