JIA Situation Report September 2009
Japanese Imperial Army
Japanese Imperial Army Situation Report September 2009
"A conventional army loses if it does not win. A guerrilla army wins if... the eRepublik servers go down!"
-KITA Ikki, eJapan Minister of Defense
Many all over the world have followed the Theocratic invasion of eSouth Korea and witnessed
the first real trial-by-fire of the Japanese Imperial Army. With the help of allies, the Japanese Imperial Army, consisting mainly of medium-strength captains and colonels fought well-funded Theocratic field marshals and their allies to a standstill for four days. In the end, the Gyeonggi-do Resistance War succeeded only after a five hour period of server maintenance occurred at the end of the battle.
Perhaps if the Theocrats had opened diplomatic channels with appropriate authorities, the entire war could have been avoided. But this is a military publication, not a forum for politics. On to the good stuff!
JIA Budget
The budget request of 3000 JPY (approximately 96 gold at current exchange rates) for September JIA operations was approved by unanimous congressional vote. The related vote and debate can be found in the national forums here:
http://nipponblog.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=701
All JIA expenditures for the month of August-September (to include weapons and gold donations as well as who received them) the war against the Theocratic incursion into eSouth Korea) can be viewed here:
http://nipponblog.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=626
Promotion List
The Ministry of Defense would like to congratulate the following JIA members for their battle achievements and has promoted them to the respective ranks:
Captain
Squibeel
Peter McGoon
Lejina
Miyagi Kesuke
Colonel
Kijuju
General
Lauri Mursu
Musashi_Miyamoto
KITA Ikki (yes, yours truly will finally make it in about 2 days)
Creation of the Japanese Imperial Navy
The Ministry of Defense has authorized funding for an additional government operated military organization. Defense Minister KITA Ikki proclaimed this: "In keeping with our fine national heritage, I hearby create the Japanese Imperial Navy (JIN)" and smashed a bottle of SAKE on the side of the JIN Zuikaku II. The first commanding officer of the JIN is Chaotic1, who assumes duties effective immediately.
New Weapons Company
To be created later this month, the latest defense bill funding Ministry of Defense
operations included funding for the creation of a Q4 weapons company. This will be staffed
largely by volunteers from the ranks of the JIA itself and will establish a stockpile of
high Q weapons needed for emergency use during war time. Raw materials will be procured
from eJapanese-operated companies to ensure quality control over the products, from start
to finish.
JIA Personnel
Depending on the budget situation, the JIA/JIN will be adding additional recruits. More information will be released later about who to contact. Recruiting standards are established in the following article:
JIA Recruiting
Priority consideration for JIA enrollment will be given to those individuals who volunteer their labor at the eJapanese-operated, foreign-based companies:
Dragonforce
Imperial Steel operated by Dragonforce Imperial
Mugen Metal Works
operated by Mugen Corp
Black Dragon Mining operated by Black Dragon Society
Individuals wishing to participate in the program should contact the JIA org in a private
message to verify employment details.
Final Notes
On behalf of eJapan, the Ministry of Defense wishes to thank all of our many allies who assisted us in the war effort. They are too numerous to list here, but will likely be specifically mentioned in a future government publication. eJapan is not a military power, but we have fought against those who were, and we can be proud of what we stood for in the face of adversity.
北一輝
防衛大臣
KITA Ikki
Minister of Defense
Comments
PEACE propaganda
My new bottle of sake...!
NOOOOoooooo
"A conventional army loses if it does not win. A guerrilla army wins if... the eRepublik servers go down!"
-KITA Ikki, eJapan Minister of Defense
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Excellent article as usual! Keep up the good work!
Hey, wasn't that war a free training war? 😮
"But this is a military publication, not a forum for politics."
So just admit you defeat. All the rest are useless words.
he did admit defeat! Defeat due to a server maintenance that is....
Those wretches thought they were fighting PEACE. Haha! They threw everything they had at us and we still held them back. Tiny Japan against the Theocratic juggernaut. A true David and Goliath story.
After your leadership of the military is done, we'll have to see what we have to offer. No one can challenge us then!
I can't wait to be field marshal, too! Then we'll see which side is stronger.
So, i'm the commander of the Navy. That being said, expect some things to start going down. I'm the former Minister of Defense of eNK, and I very poignantly put my middle finger up to our oppressors there, and i'll do the same to anyone who attempts any hostilities here as well.
I'm going to work to strengthen our capacities, i've attempted to reinforce the creation of the weapons company mentioned in this article and how important it is to not be taken by surprise. Staying out of wars doesn't mean wars won't come to you, and i'm hoping this altercation with the theocrats has shown that we need to be on our toes. More to come as I figure out what direction I want to take with what budget i'm given.
"War succeeded only after a five hour period of server maintenance occurred at the end of the battle.
Perhaps if the Theocrats had opened diplomatic channels with appropriate authorities, the entire war could have been avoided."
Holy shit man! If it's a joke, you have a complete lack of humour. If not you have to step back and offer your position to a 3 days old noob. She/he will be much more useful to eJapan than you.
"Perhaps if the Theocrats had opened diplomatic channels with appropriate authorities, the entire war could have been avoided. "
We did. And you refused the peaceful way.
"But this is a military publication, not a forum for politics."
Wow. I have a better word for you:
Bullshit!
And as a great American president once said, so now will I say to the Theocrats: "You lose."
Great article, I'll join JIA as soon as i can 🙂
For the Emperor.
酒! o(*^.^😉o