Greatmoff? Pfft, GreatJimbo more like!

Day 1,658, 10:37 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Jimbojoy

I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Greaaaaaaaaaaaatmoff!



So I've been quiet since the 5th..

I lost. I got over it.

We lose tomorrow, and the country is lost. Get over that.

I remember last time Jamesw was in power. I was the most junior member of cabinet at the time, but came in to find Emergy Maxfell in a ?!?!?! moment. Information flooded in, but we could put the pieces together. The CP had stolen the Bank of England.

Can we honestly trust him again?

Really eUK?

Last month it was said by some, that neither candidates blew people away. This month both Candidates blow me away, but the choice is clear, we must have a government from a player we trust, has proven to be loyal to both ONE, the eUK and the King (Bob save him!). We need a Greatmoff.

/melodrama

Jimbojoy