[STATE] Country Briefing - North Korea
Department of State
The eUS State Department presents the following briefing on North Korea as a service to the local and global public. Most of it is based upon a recent interview with the NK CP: Maxinoi II de Aviles.
Who are the eNorth Koreans?
With a total population of just under 100 players, NK is predominantly composed of RL Spaniards with some players from RL Sweden and/or Latin America. Recently, some Albanians arrived at the country, raising suspicions in an otherwise intimate community.
Religion and Society
Dioists will be glad to learn that the dominant religion in eNK is "Warmism-Isabelism", a local branch of a eSpanish faith:
"Warm is everything and nothing, Warm is in every place and in no place at the same time. But he is not good or evil. To understand it you can imagine that Warm is similar to a god, but not exactly cause Warm is over any god" (de Aviles).
The national spiritual leader is the Prophet/Demigod Isabel Yo Jong, hence the country's name: "the People’s Elizabethan Republic of Korea". Isable is also the current MoFA and is credited with the social revival of the country approximately a year ago.
Supreme leader, prophet, demigod and beloved mother of all Koreans Isable, along with current CP Maxinoi II de Aviles
But worry not if you're planning a trip, all religions are tolerated in NK and English is widely used
Politics and Government
Due to a perceived PTO threat the country recently embraced a defensive dictatorship, a not so common practice in today's New World.
Relative to its size, the country is investing heavily in institution building, a rudimentary constitution was recently ratified and a national army was created. There's a program in place to encourage air fighters.
The top 5 parties maintain good or at least cordial inter-party relations, worthy of note is the local communist party: Workers Party of Korea, which opposes the dictatorship as well as rejects the dominant religious dogma. Their constitution can be viewed here.
Workers Party of Korea
Geo-Strategic Posture
"We're a peaceful country. It's true that we have nuclear weapons, but it's only for our protection, we'd never think of pressing any red button and bombing Washington" (de Aviles jokingly…).
NK ranks around 60 in country ground damage and 35ish in air damage. As its military capability is limited it tries to maintain neutrality. The CP states Sweden, Israel, Cuba and Estonia as friends of NK. Most military activity is centered around TWs with these countries. The country has no specific attitude towards the eUS.
That's it for today, thanks again to NK CP Maxinoi II de Aviles for allowing us a glimpse into his unique community, stay tuned for more State Department media.
Comments
Government Media!
Good stuff. I would love to see more of these.
Very nice
North Corea is best Corea
This sounds scary.
The only one. We have a few problems with some rebels from the south. But nothing important.
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Nice article!
Nice Article.
Hail Korea! Hail Isabel!
Warm
Thanks for your time!
Thank you for letting us have a glimpse into your world.
Excellent information
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I love this! Please do more!
God damn commies, you can't escape them.
Make eNK great again
Interesting, the times have changed from North Korea just being a eChinese puppet.
Hello to all eNorthKoreans I appreciate the trade you provide me and I look forward to offering more low priced food to your neNation!
thats messed up
Saludos y Suerte
Greater Korea is best Korea
I learned things from reading this article.
Hail Best Korea!
Best wishes to comrade-demigod Isabel from the e-proletarians of the decadent west!
Hehehe