[RAF] He's not the messiah...

Day 4,473, 06:28 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Strategic Command


Afternoon campers pilots! Commander Crappleby ere

Apologies for what must’ve been a confusing couple of weeks... through various random events we now find ourselves joined in the skies by two different units of flying cats

This was a purrfectly *crowd groans* ordinary phenomenon after a minor disagreement on the nature of truth and on behalf of the lads I wish them well.

We currently have two outstanding topics on the agenda (and a bit of an awful one on your perspective…)


>Thems the rules

Given the circumstances we ought to have another sit down and discuss how we want to run ourselves. Clearly we need to get a short simple code going that can prevent the rather bizarre situation that led us to this…

To that end I hope you don’t mind another spam message at some point tomorrow after waiting on a few more friend requests.


>Commander

We have paid rather dearly for the RAF to remain free of politics so it’s a bit unsuitable I hold the role now that ‘the worst’ is over…

We’re looking for a level-headed, easy going bloke who doesn’t mind putting up with cabinet on telegram and can distribute supplies after showing Huey the bill.

I don’t think the lads will mind inexperience if you’re willing to ask us for help and advice. Although the Commander may set the buttons we operate as a unit of equals with any party badge handed in at the door.


>Supplies

Should all have been dropped off earlier; this week we managed a total of 233 daily orders. Well done gents! I expect the valentines event made it slightly easier on our own supplies.

23 pilots managed to hit all 7 DOs - if they manage to make it through the month they’ll get a special random prize dreamt up by Huey after taking very hard drugs...

(It’ll prolly be 5/10g depending on how bad his morning is)


Otherwise take care gents; try to avoid a collision with a cat up there…. o7



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