[CP] Week 1 - Libertas et democratiam
10 Downing Street
Afternoon gents o/,
After a minor disagreement with Alfa UKSF vis-à-vis democracy, and one liberator medal later, I can finally confirm cabinet as follows-
Chair - Appleby (UKRP)
Deputy - Paul (TUP)
MoD - Hodag (GOATS)
MoF - Huey (WRP)
MoE - Select (PCP)
eUK Telegram - https://t.me/joinchat/L-d19BYolhkhMLEHvKyYVQ
As usual my door’s always open if you have any questions/death threats you want to throw my way. Otherwise, feel free to prod one of the fine folks above instead.
Right then…
Air policy
As promised in me one line manifesto, this will come back. Previous encouragements for players under 100%/CMS* not only had an obvious military benefit but provided a clear improvement for retention too.
This has, and probably always will be, the hardest nut for us to crack given the state of the game. Ask any of my predecessors - it can be a bit like fighting gravity on a slow month.
But despite it adding a good half hour to my monday morning routine I was happy with the results. For those of you who weren't about for it; if you’re under Chief Master Sergeant* we’ll pay you £5 for every kill in the air.
You can also claim a bonus for every rank up til you hit 100%.
Airman - £1000 every *
Senior Airman - £1500 every *
Staff Sergeant - £2250 every *
Aviator - £3000 every *
Flight Lieutenant - £5000 every *
Squadron Leader - £10,000 every *
Chief Master Sergeant - £30,000
Chief Master Sergeant* - £50,000
To get you into the habit of it you can claim your current rank o7
Training wars
Same routine really lads, we can look into organising another ping-pong if things stay relatively calm.
WIN all resistance wars and defensive battles against Ireland and Indonesia;
LOSE all our attacks and direct campaigns with Serbia and Bulgaria.
If either side has an unclaimed BH/SH after 30mins feel free to take it.
I’ll get back into the habit of posting RW times on the wall/threads again - keep an eye out for an easy medal!
Housing Grant
To Huey’s despair I’ve wiped the list clean. Any eUK citizen can apply ‘ere on this article or via pm for a £10k housing grant.
It’s important you have at least one q1 active as it more than pays for itself in ‘overtime tickets’ and provides extra health and regeneration to fight with. No excuse! Get one now!
Resource Concessions
I’m grateful to Spain for their patience on this and can confirm Mongress has passed it without any serious opposition. You can read our agreement on iron here.
Fish is also potentially up for rent and I’ll update you when we’ve made headway on this. We may have a harder time finding wood and sand a loving home but our advice remains not to open a housing factory here.
Bank of England Trust & Training Ground Loans
If you have any spare cc you're not using you can take advantage of our services on the monetary market. Over a million cc has been invested by several citizens with returns of 60/40 to you. Again, drop our ever eternal MoF Huey George a line if you're interested.
If you’d like to take advantage of the regular '-45% deal' we also offer a loan at 0% interest. Owing to the 10g/day gold limit this has to be arranged in advance so contact Huey today.
There was a bit more to go through and I've almost certainly forgotten something but quite frankly I want to stop typing now and shall...
o/ lads, and a belated cheers for the election again >_>
Appleby
Comments
Good good give your people gov programs!
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Nice
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Could do with the housing grant.
V + c
Dropping off now Select o/
nice to see the return of the air wars support - It was a shame chaz didnt keep it going
It was a waste of time and cash. But that's eRep I guess.
expect more out of laziness mate!
Even though I was against pissing tax cash up the wall I never stopped it either and stressed I would honour any payments.
SHA went afk so the folly disappeared then.
Not able to join the telegram group for some reason
I've cleared the removed users list o/
No point, next time hes drunk he will do it again. o0
given others' reaction enjoy the amnesty mate >_>
maybe becasue you fought to keep a dictator
na, just gets to drunk.
:3
😃
I dont need cc, but some fortnum & mason biscuits would be a perfect bonus
Best of luck, mate o7
So after all the hysterics, the verbal diarrhea and personal insults...basically we have a rehashed air programme and mongress can now do 400k proposals?
I still don't think that's worth losing your mind over...mate
No need for the housing grant here (Got loads for some reason) but if you're doing the air scheme again i'm at squadron leader ** currently 🙂 o7
dropped off Dave o/
Thanks mate o7
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Was a interesting few weeks as was nice for some extra battles aswell but good for some normality back
Squadron Leader *****
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Guess I'll step up, Squadron Leader ***** (I think that's the right number of stars)
o7
Applying for a Housing Grant
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I'd like to apply for a Housing Grant as well.
Sorry for the wait Mel!