[CP] ART COMPETITION FOR CULTURAL ENRICHMENT OF GLORIOUS EUK

Day 4,622, 13:37 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by 10 Downing Street




Harro shitizens,

A lot of trash gets spoken about the eUK. Some say we're unsophisticated, sub-human scum, no better than a whoop of chimpanzees flinging faeces at one another...and that's just how I describe us to others!
Now imagine what negative regard the international community hold us in! One person believed that Englishmen are incapable of screwing in lightbulbs but we put our top boffins to work and proved that notion wrong!

I digress. It is true that we are lacking high-brow culture in the eUK despite "King" William's best attempt to raise congress discussion out of the gutter. This is why I have decided to launder some money by creating “The National Gallery For Cultural Enrichment of Glorious eUK”.

The problem is – apart from Your Dear Leader's perky little bottom – the eUK has no masterpieces to display in the new gallery. This is why today we are launching a competition for eRepublikans to submit their own works of art.



Of course there's cash involved. It wouldn't be a money laundering scheme otherwise. Here are the prizes (in CC, not Gold!!!):

1st - 125,000
2nd - 75,000
3rd - 50,000
4th - 25,000
5th - 12,500

All entrants will also receive a certifacte of participation they can display next to their 10 meter swimming certificates.


"Rules? F**king hell Chaz you facist dictator"

The competition is open to anyone.
Filthy stinking Brits and filthy stinking foreigners are all welcome to participate.

The subject matter must be related to either yourself, your eNation or eRepublik in general.
So it could be a self portrait of you doing something heroic, a battle or Plato making love to a Visa card. Polandballs count too.

Propaganda artwork praising the Dear Leader of the eUK will possibly earn bonus points with the judging panel.
The Dear Leader is also available for nude posing from 500CC per hour.

Artwork can be produced in any medium from Photoshop to a real life oil on canvas picture.
It must be noted that MS Paint is a favourite of the Dear Leader as eUK technology hasn't gone beyond that yet.

Try to keep it light hearted!
I know some people hate each other but the Dear Leader cares not.








Once you've worked out what way round to hold a pen. Simply create your masterpiece, upload it and send it to me in game here.

(If you're looking for an image hosting website I recommend Post Image. Just send me the direct link when uploaded.)

THE COMPETITION WILL CLOSE AND RESULTS ANNOUNCED PRIOR TO 5th AUGUST



Right. That'll do.
Hugs n Kisses,
Chaz xxx