[BNN] BROFORCE REUNITED
Paul Proteus
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.”
Here's some tangentially related mood music
tl; dr
Apply today to see the world, fight in foreign lands, and eat copious amounts of bon bons while protecting freedom. Inability to follow plans a must. 500 years relevant work experience expected. Must have an inexplicably strong opinion in the STATA vs R debate
Announcement: We regret to inform you the opening in BROFORCE has been filled by one Derp Y. Hoof Esquire.
Long ago, titans roamed the eUS. That is what the elders tell us. There were giants in those days that preceded the calamity. In the times before the age of dust, there was life. It is hard to tease more from the elders' lips, before they lapse into silence, their eyes flickering with a forbidden (but not forgotten) knowledge. Forbidden because it is dangerous to know what has been lost. Not forgotten because its shadow looms in every mechanical reenactment of debate; rituals that once had meaning, but now serve no purpose other than to cling to the ghost of purpose.
Among those titans were the BROFORCE. An elite team of the most powerful citizens to ever gather. They were rumored to be so elite that they often forgot each other's names, and so powerful they didn't need to train. Nations quaked at the BROFORCE's might. And then, one day, at the height of their powers, they disappeared. Into the cold earth. Into the cold void of space. Into themselves. Still, the legend of a life, guided not by plans, nor rules, lived on, powerful. And the wasteland society left in its wake waited eagerly for their return.
Spiderman consoling himself after his Broforce application was rejected
Still, it is written that "nothing is ever lost nor can be lost. The body sluggish, aged, cold, the ember left from earlier fires shall duly flame again," and eventually, even "the devious Proteus grows weary and answers Menelaus’ questions about his return home."
Eventually, we all return home.
Derphoof has returned to the Broforce. The triangle is complete
It is as Nostradamus wrote: Placed on the brass tripod / A slight flame comes out of the emptiness. Now obviously, any sane person would read that the same way. The Broforce is the tripod, because, you know, three of us. Brass clearly refers to our status as a fiercely respected and feared military unit. Emptiness...well that's eRepublik, can't argue with that. Oh and the slight flame is fiery doom!
Do not take this lightly. This is a threat. The Coups of the past are nothing compared to the millennium of darkness ahead. Fear the might of the BROFORCE!
Artist's depiction of Derphoof, Saraht0ga, Paul Proteus, and Aramec in Broforce regalia reducing the world to ash
Anyway this is also to announce that we are having a recruitment drive! Apply by mail dated no later than April 30th, 1889, or meet us in our Atlantis office from noon to 12:01 on Day 810 to have a chance at joining the most elite military unit in the eWorld!
BROFORCE
NO PLANS NO RULES
TRRBLY ELITE
Paul Proteus,
Commander of the Broforce
Comments
All good nonsense quotes Whitman, Homer, and Nostradamus, tbh
The world trembles
Good to see this illustrious, strong, cunning, and masterful triumvirate has returned.
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https://youtu.be/wyz_2DEah4o
can't triforce on the shit wtf
paul proteus... the name sounds familiar.
wait, paul proteus, wasnt it you the guy who used to be an old, heroic player in e-switzerland?
hi, im chris, im a friend of rican...
whats up?
as for the revival of your ''broforce'' MU, thats great! congrats, man!
stay cool
Hey! I played in eSwitzerland a lifetime ago, but it was my favorite lifetime in this game. If you're a friend of Rican's, you're a friend of mine. This article is not intended to be serious, but glad you found it. I'll be around, so I'm sure I'll see you here and there o7
Hieronymo's mad againe
Datta. Dayadhvam. Damyata.
BROFORCE WORLDWIDE
o7
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You feel good, and this is important.
Nina!
Freedom is mine! I know how I feel!
FIST
Human beings in a mob
What's a mob to a king?
What's a king to a God?
What's a God to the BROFORCE?
Our reign of terror commences.
fuck this is way better than what I wrote