War Updates
Herr Vootsman
The United States Information Minister would like to assure the American population that there was no attack on the Allied Serbian Base in Ohio. There are also no pending air strikes from Hungary, Chile, Montenegro, Argentina or Ireland. Croatia will not be declaring war on us tonight, and France is not targeting our ally, Lithuania.
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Well that confirms it
I totally believe it. 😉
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I don’t feel safe anymore. 🤭
Oh what a mess, I wonder who's watching me now? The IRS!?
I’m just looking for my safe word...
o7
My definition of the word "ally" doesn't square up with the one used by the elites. Damn public school education! Fortunately, though, *these* allies respect us (bubblar and gnilkrap said so), and so can be counted on to defend us to the last EB. And if they don't, bubblar will semi-arise from his usual stupor and promptly surrender as punishment for their failure to be sufficiently good and respectful allies.
I'm so glad this isn't happening because if it was it sure would be scary!
FIST