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Nation, for far too long our country has suffered a great moral and oral decay, in spirit and incisors. Too long have we let the jaws of the world clamp down on the good people of our country. The hard enamel of our resolve has worn away over time as the acidic elements of society have barraged us. However our nation knows we cannot stay as a nation indentured to those who do harm to the forces of progress. Together we must brace ourselves as we venture forward into a new frontier of world domination. As one nation, we must band together, pick up the toothbrush of progress and brush away the corrosion of the past.

A vote for the CPF is a vote for a stronger, healthier, shinier Canada. The CPF is will use the toothbrush of progress to lead the way to a brighter future, and a better Canada.

So why should you vote for me? I am a friendly fascist, I am the loving tyrant that you should trust, and you should let me run your life because I DO know what is best for you. Yes I am a politician, i will offer you anything your little heart desires, because you are my people, the (un)informed voting public. Also, because I have no intentions of keeping any of these promises.

What do i promise you?
1. A Free Toothbrush for each citizen
2. War. Constant war. Blood will flow and we will eat our enemies.
3. A free shark for each citizen.
4. No taxes! The government will pay you!
5. All of my love
6. The ability to paint with all the colors of the wind (Pocahontas Reference? Anyone?)
7. All of the land that currently belongs to Poland
8. A Canadian Team will win the Stanley Cup
9. The Downfall of Plato
10. An actual economic module

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Ok, so what's the real reason you should vote for me?

This:

CPF tenets:
1. Uphold the equality of all active Military Units
2. Make the accounting of government funding more open and important
3. Enhance our place in TERRA
4. To respect, recognize and uphold the supremacy of the mechanics of the game
5. Develop a positive political sphere
6. Bring in Canadians to eRepublik
7. To encourage growth and stability to the eCanadian economy, by making forever available credit and bursaries to the general public.

I believe that by following these tenets, we can create a better Canada for every citizen.

Vote early, and vote often. Just remember to vote wisely. A vote for the CPF, is a decision you will never regret.

The Canadian Progressive Front, for a better tomorrow and a stable eCanada.

Hail Canada
Hail The Blue Moose