[DICKTRAKTOR12]Going National

Day 3,910, 16:09 Published in United Kingdom Ireland by Alfa UKSF

Today our team at the Whiskas research lab attempted to communicate with all 279 UK citizens directly through the medium of private messages. There were teething problems and refinements are required.




We currently have two ongoing training wars with Croatia and Lithuania, in which we are to lose the direct battles and win the RW's.

We do also (finnaly!) have an actual battle occuring......




Tomorrow on Day 3911 we will be attacking Jerusalem, Israel.

The battle will start at 0900H UK time /0100H eRep time.

Means food fights only
UK citizens only
Will be available at https://discord.gg/nsXvdaF during the battle

*Thanks to FragUK for pointing out the failure of previous picture links

Me and my team will be there to supply you with high quality weapins, low quality memes and questionable discussion points. I hope you can make it.



Elsewhere there is not a lot to report on as most nation that haven't tasted the wonders of modern dictatorship are having elections and continue to engage in the same old battles as they have been doig for weeks apart from Turkey who are still hanging on in Lapland and thus frustrating my dream of 'Death to Finland'.


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