The Budapest Royal Appointment

Day 5,541, 20:14 Published in Hungary USA by Yui MHCP001

It was the morning of Day 5,541, when I received a Presidential Decree from His Hootyness, Patanok…




Surely such a suggestion is an honor to receive, but alas I must reject the position of King.

They do not deserve one.

Instead, by the Grace of Dio, and the appointment by Her Majesty The Queen Derphoof, I shall henceforth be His Excellency, The Royal Governor of Budapest and all Hungarian territory under American stewardship.

I shall now give you an excerpt from my Ascension speech, delivered to every Budapestian home via singing telegram:

I, the person of the Royal Governorship of Budapest, in Order to form a more perfect Budapest, establish no justice, insure no tranquility, provide no defenses, promote the general chaos, and secure the Riches of Budapest to myself and my pockets, do ordain and establish this Royal Ascension for Budapest, as it sits in these United States of America.

I will develop an ever-growing ego within myself, that I may better rob the people of Budapest as their Royal Governor, and to show how you can get the pests out of Budapest.

My life is devoted to your extermination.

Right Honorable Earl of Seattle, His Excellency The Royal Governor Yui MHCP001, by the Grace of Dio, of Budapest and American-controlled Hungary
Servant of Her Majesty The Queen Derphoof