Sometimes Cake Isn't Delicious (Inane Thoughts, Day 1,240)
Day 1,240, 09:33
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by Chutley
POSITIVE THINKING
Five Thoughts
1. Why do we call unwanted emails “Spam?” They usually make no sense, so I call them baloney.
2. Cake is almost always delicious. There is one exception:
URINAL CAKE! Don’t eat that.
3. I think the best thing about porn is how pornographic it is.
4. When you have to screw in a light bulb, do you ever think "shit, how dumb am I if this doesn't work?"
eRep Thought
5. I’d like to be able to challenge someone to a duel. First up – Gnilraps. I’ll see your 16 and raise you 5 shells.
Caveman, OUT
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Five Thoughts
1. Why do we call unwanted emails “Spam?” They usually make no sense, so I call them baloney.
2. Cake is almost always delicious. There is one exception:
URINAL CAKE! Don’t eat that.
3. I think the best thing about porn is how pornographic it is.
4. When you have to screw in a light bulb, do you ever think "shit, how dumb am I if this doesn't work?"
eRep Thought
5. I’d like to be able to challenge someone to a duel. First up – Gnilraps. I’ll see your 16 and raise you 5 shells.
Caveman, OUT
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first panpa
Duel my main!
Something about these articles just draws me in.
I boated
Yellow cake uranium, the most delicious cake of them all.
I accept.
OMG!!! OMG!!!
a duel!!!!
Voted. Keep it up! 😃
Bravo!