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Day 5,266, 15:52 • Published in Turkey France • by IchigoKurusaki

Sexual pick up lines
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
I lost my keys… Can I check your underwear?
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
I’m not usually into hunting, but I’d love to catch you and mount you all over my house.
I’m no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Baby, I last longer than a white crayon.
(Use index finger to call someone over and then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Do you work at Build-A-Bear? Because I’d stuff you.
Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
Hello, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink… and then get sexual.
Do you want to spice up my sex life?
Your face reminds me of a wrench; every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
You must be a doctor! You just cured my erectile dysfunction.#
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
Do you want to come to my time machine? We stop somewhere between ’68 and ’70.
Do you know your ABCs? ‘Cause I wanna give you the fourth letter of the alphabet.
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it.
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I’ll poke you.
Do you like jalapeños? Because in no time I’ll be jalapeño pussy.