Well this is awkward...

Day 4,389, 01:56 • Published in USA Japan • by Hanzio
At the beginning of this month I was President of Pakistan. I remembered the previous airstrike of the US on Sweden in October. When I took charge of the country I reached out to the President of the US, Chickenguys.

I had a plan to double Airstrike Sweden. Chickenguys responded to my message kindly and told me his countries focus was not in line with Pakistan's. Now the Chickens come home to roost. Sweden has planned for two weeks to invade the USA.

If only the President would have listened. Never let the illswede beguile your mental state. He is a cunning enemy. Something tells me my trip to the US will be short lived.