Proud&Horny Interview with Melissa Rose

Day 4,689, 00:25 • Published in USA Chile • by Wilker Nath

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for an interview with another awesome Fed! She’s been an asset to the executive for God only knows how long. She’s the one that gave me all the WHPR templates I have. She is holder of org keys, do-er of otherwise forgotten jobs, the one with the stylish Hello Kitty pfp, she is Melissa Rose!
But before we get into this interview, here’s some music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw0qIyZMtH8


Mel, thank you for coming on, and thank you for all the work you’ve done for the country.

Some in the audience may know that you are a former CP. Tell us a little about your terms, and what you accomplished during them.

I would love to spout off about how awesome my presidency was but in all honesty It was kinda boring. Nothing really happened. I did all the things and tried a couple of new things that failed but it was kinda a boring time in the history of the country. I’m kidding I was CP right at the beginning of the resource wars and it was hectic. I spent more time on my computer than I really should have. I tried something new by putting in a position whose job it was to bring the forums to the game by posting about topics we were discussing and getting opinions but it failed unfortunately.

And now, this question may stump you, it would certainly stump me. Do you know exactly how many terms you’ve spent on someone’s cabinet? Do you have a list somewhere of how often you’ve done each role?

I have been in so many cabinets that I have lost track. I couldn’t even tell you everything I have done. The first time I was in a cabinet was during one of Obliges terms. I was CoSecMed. The most fun job I had was when I was Chief of Staff for IS.. That was a wild month and probably the most fun I have had in game.

And here’s a question appropriate for someone who’s been in this game since 2009. What is your favorite war/era/alliance/etc from eUS history?

Nothing will ever be better than V1 however they try to fix it they always mess it up. As for alliances… I never remember the names of those things but it has to be the one that existed when I was CP and mostly because I love watching WildOwl argue with Russia. That was fun.

Now onto some Fed questions. How long have you been a Fed, and why did you first join?

I have always been fed. Well that is not quite true. Back when the feds split off from their original party I did not leave with them right away. I stayed for about a month and then I joined them. Once when I was very angry with the party and joined the UIP for a brief stint and then returned and never left them again.

And how has the party been treating you? Do you still like it? Is it still a good fit for you?

This will always be my party. It is honestly the best party in the game, but I am a little bias. I couldn’t imagine being anywhere else

And finally, the question that I live to ask. What is your Proudest&Horniest Fed party memory?

Back when Fingerguns was around and we did a wheel where we picked a number and I was asked to make a Fed Blt and publish an article with pictures so I did.

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/464x618q90/922/AoXQMK.jpg

It was the most proud/horny BLT you will ever see



Mel, once again thank you for answering these questions, and thank you so much for everything you do for the country!

And folks, there we have it! Melissa Rose!
This is far from the last you’ll see of me in the media, so stay tuned for more! In the meantime, while you wait, here’s some more music to keep you dancing!
And as always,

Proud & Horny
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQa7wOu_I_A

Vote Fed, so we can light up congress with Great Balls of Fire!