Mampara of the Week (Tifonus)

Day 5,281, 23:42 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by OKayOK


In this inaugural edition of Mampara of the Week, we look at an old face in this country, and exclaim: Bliksim Tifonus, WTF!!!!!!

Tifonus, for some reason unknown to us, decided that what this country needs is a work tax increase. We understand that in the complex system of Lazocracy, one of the main tenants is to take everything you can, but 1% to 25% on tax?


He also thought that a rise in VAT was needed. He tried to raise VAT from 1% to 25%! I will try and educate you a little Tifonus, VAT stands for Value Added Tax, what possible value could you derive from such an increase?


It is rumoured that Tifonus proposed the changes because some non-lazocrats were let into the country. Only the Sith deal in absolutes, so Tifonus, take a chill pill, throw some Pork Chops on the Braai and just enjoy the South African experience.

But there is another question that we have to ask. Did we spot a few potential future Mamparas of the Week in the voting log? We should note that bravefighter, ottoman empire turkey, AlgeosTr and T O N Y U K U K voted yes to the tax change on both VAT and WT. A little Maparajie was Diabolus1907 who voted yes on the WT.

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