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Insurrection!!!

Day 4,849, 14:34 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Thedillpickl

ATTENTION: ALL LOYAL CANADIANS!

Your lawfully elected President is under attack!

Artist's characterization of evil Kippers.

Kippers, and his dastardly crew have attempted to take over Canada!

Here's the link: https://youtu.be/IMTRt5gUOKE

TheCanadianPunk has been launched!

Our best troops are at this time attempting to restore order on the hill.

Several weapons have been confiscated!

Updates as they become available.

Thedillpickl,
Sovereign Ruler of the Great White North

Comments

Shawtyl0w Day 4,849, 15:26

Stay strong my friends, don't give in to the virus

Kippers Day 4,849, 15:32

It's time to get Tyrant Pickle outta here!

Thedillpickl Day 4,849, 15:55

What did I do?

🥺

Rylde Day 4,851, 18:08

Take what is wanted and cast aside those in your way.

Mann551 Day 4,849, 15:42

Down with the Dill-tatorship

Thedillpickl Day 4,849, 15:55

I thought we were friends!

Mann551 Day 4,849, 16:00

We are!!

There is a story that some people's in some part of the world some time ago would leave a pineapple out as a sign of hospitality and welcoming to their guests. But if the guests over stayed their welcome, the hosts would remove the pineapple to subtly let the guests know that they have overstayed there welcome.

Intriguing things, no?

Exalted Druid Day 4,849, 16:53

All it takes is one bad Pickle to ruin the whole jar.

TemujinBC Day 4,849, 17:58

I wanted a sweet gerkin but all I got was this lousy dill

Exalted Druid Day 4,849, 18:32

That must of left a sour taste in your mouth.

chris jonadicus Day 4,849, 18:21

thats awful!

i wish that the insurection will fail, and that our beloved emperor of canada, dillpickl will keep reigning supreme in those holy lands...

may dillpickl rule canadium for all eternity!

shiloh13 Day 4,849, 18:54

Oh my god, this is madness.

Mary Chan Day 4,849, 21:00

~hyuu~

It's time for Kippers to take his place.

DataScientist Day 4,849, 21:22

Don't worry. If they overthrow your kingdom,
I will start a coup and assign you as great dictator Pickle the Rotten
Then we will force Kipper to only eat you (pickle) for the rest of his life

Rican Day 4,850, 07:33

i am outraged

Simulare Day 4,850, 09:24

Can I impeach you in March? 🙂

Ivan Glaz Day 4,850, 09:27

this is hilarious

Shimmothee J Sharklamet Day 4,851, 14:19

No one likes Pickles

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