eIrelander Gazette - Issue V - Day 5,422

Day 5,422, 17:07 Published in Ireland Republic of China (Taiwan) by Irish Community Fund
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I've succumbed to self injuries that have rendered me idle and lame. Wildness of the heart, indulgences of the liver and neglect of the spleen. I wished to see the woodland plains roll out but seen only the wide sky instead open up an imagined force of a furious, colossal hand come to push me to my earthen bed. Prince Nowe's hosts summoned me back to Nippon with courtiers to aid but I've seen Death laughing amoung them in a haze of my ailments. The empty Chrysanthemum Throne was the last thing I could recall.


I resign as Minister of Education. I'll probably be active again, but not in the same capacity. Slua is the only Irish player worth trusting and the team he has built around him (Armanych, Feno & Oh Damn) are integral to eIreland's successful participation within this game.


Whoever takes the role of MoE after me should beware they are in government. If you like writing articles that are fast and loose with opinions then expect your prompt dismal. As for the 64,000cc prize for last week, late by a day, I think I'd be unfair to roll a number due to my inactivity. So how about we make a riddle? I'll post hints in the comments where the winner will be declared.

Best of Luck

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C'mon eIreland, don't be shy. Post up your articles! What have you got to lose?

Quiting ePolitical functions doesn't mean I won't haunt eIreland from time to time. I'll check in now and again.

Remember to behave yourselves. eIreland is worth more than you are; old or young. A house divided and so forth..

Sayonara,

Seth


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