An age old question answered!

Day 5,650, 11:13 Published in Canada Canada by Dopes II

So I've been wandering around the empty void that is my mind trying to answer the question posed by JFK.


"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."

And since I'm not a buxom blonde movie star my answer differs from Marylin Monroe's. Here it is.



To any Canadian less than 1 year old who hasn't started a paper yet post below and I'll send you the gold necessary to get the party started. All I ask is that you write at least one article a month (preferably more but I know how writer's block is).

To any Canadians who would qualify but already started a paper if I don't run out of gold I'll reimburse you also as long as you've posted at least one article in the past month.

Now I am far from a rich man. This offer is only good until I run out of gold at which point all I can offer is moral support.



NOW GET TO WRITING!
(Bonus cool points if you keep it funny.)

Edit: I didn't realize how cheap it was to start a paper. Instead of the 2 gold I'm offering 5. Enough for 11 players who are interested. Also if anyone needs help on their paper I would be happy to help them with editing or finding images.