Almighty Führer Frau Merkel and the Brexit!

Day 3,186, 11:53 • Published in Cyprus Turkey • by J211

Hello Fags!

Do you know who is behind the Brexit referendum?
Of course you don't because you are a fagöt!!

So let me tell the story behind this.



A long time ago in a galaxy called Merkely Way our new führer of Holy Roman Fourth Reich frau Merkel and then Prime Minister of the Great Great Great Britain, Lord of Commonwealth and the Protector of the Realm James Chameleon were drinking beer.

When they were talking, James Chameleon suddenly asked to the FÜHRER if she wanted to bet on somethin!

Fuhrer: Waz is it mein lov?
Chameleon: Let's bet about the brexit!



They were drunk so frau Merkel accepted it!

Fuhrer: Ohh mein! Iz willzz be fun!
Chameleon: If NO wins you will buy me an island in Grice! If yay wins I will buy you the eiffel towa!
Fuhrer: Nein nein I want diz izlandz of youhrs! (Pointing the Cayman Islands)



Then almighty Prime Minister accepts frau Merkel's demands.

A year after James Chameleon shows the fuhrer referendum results!

Chameleon: Bollocks!
Fuhrer: Ohh My goddz! I never expeccted to win. Waz will we do now?



Then James Chameleon realizes that they have messed everything up!

Chameleon: Oh my! What have we done?
Fuhrer: Now you have to leave the EU! Nein! Nein!



But a bet is a bet! So Chameleon gave Merkel the Cayman Islands! But to cover it up he resigned and everyone talked about the resignation OF him and Brexit!

Fuhrer: At leahst I havzz the cayman izlandz...



When all of this were happening in another continent there was a guy called Trumpet! He heard about the bet. A friend of mine asked him about it and he told a simply thing.

Trumpet: Their brains are this big!



Meanwhile in Turkey the Sith Lord Darth Tayyipeous were trying to kill his former master Darth Gulenesis




And that explains how much corrupted the planet who these sick basturds are living...

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