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This article is published as a part of the Erepublik 13th anniversary meme competition as you can find here

But as Yhamilitz, I need to write some stories... because without stories, this Newspaper is worthless...

And the meme will be in the Article. (I'll have a lot of images, but only one of them will be the eMeme)

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The Great eDegradation

It was November 23th, the day 4752 of the New World. I was in the eBar with my eFriends from Austria. We were talking about some stuff, such as how we will invest our Gold in Black Friday and some stuff about Holdings because well, we want money.

Eventually, something was about to happen...


Something was happening in the eUniverse, something that only people with a programing ePhysics background can know (Nope, this is not the eMeme)

Prince of Austria, szekely ostor, Luis Grindl, Rabbit of Caerbannog, capoqwer, and me were there in the bar, talking about was going to happen in the next weekly challenge.

The day came, and this appeared....


ST-1H3 Colossus AKA "El Grosso" Because is massive, as some egos I had seen(Nope, Still not)

A massive tank, that is so big, big enough for having your house there. This tank was mainly for the eNomads. Is like the Erepublik Version of RVs.

As you could know, I am a simple person, I just want eNukes so I can steal more Medals from S E R E N I T Y. And give the Medals to players like Loliicapri or Mayamoto (So Admins, I'm waiting you to add the eBeer and eNukes Industry).



I began to prepare as usual, I got some weapons and some packs, as I wanted to accumulate some Energy Bars. So I decided that I was going just for the Bars and then I fought in one Epic.


(Nope, is still not the eMeme, well, I'll let you know)

But then something happened...

The beginning of the end?

I was fighting, aside from many powerful citizens as I wanted to have more prestige. Prestige I needed to accumulate more bars. Yeah, I wanted these bars. These bars could help me to keep for turn a battle into an Epic battle by myself in the name of Austria. But something was happening in the eReality, it was like if everything was beginning to eDegenerate by itself.

It was.... just happening?

In Astronomical perspective... There will be a time, when the last star was born, and no more stars were going to born... then the last star die... and everything turn into darkness. And then, everything will decay, for ever. This period in the future is called "The Degenerate Era"

In Erepublik terms, this is called The Great eDegradation. It is a time when everything dies.



In my Home eCountry from 2016 to 2020 (I hope so) there was a time I call, the Second Dark Age, in which it was a time where records and the eHistory was stopped to be recorded, and it was in a period of inactivity and Darkness. Here the eDictactorship arrives.

In that moment, I called it the Post-History which is the counterpart of prehistory. Prehistory is basically before records begin. Here in the Post-History is when records stop. And no one can remember exactly what happened in that period.

Post-History is always a period that happens in the present and future. And when the moments are recorded again for becoming History, then the Post-History becomes a "Dark Age ''. It becames part of the past.

So, never be afraid of the Dark Ages, but of the Post-History, because here is when everything may die, forever.

When the Great eDegradation happens, then the last citizen will be born, and eventually, the last citizen will die, and no one will be reborn again... Everything will die and all the 1s and 0s will stop to make any sense, and then, everything will be lost.



All our battles, all our monuments, all our epic stories, all our companies with Holdings, our Military Units, Political Parties, everything will be there, and no one will be there for observe it...

Then Plato came with something that we never imagined...



So, we began to speculate...


This is the one you were looking for

Then, something happens...

The Epic Airbattle between Mr Plato and Mr Santa


It seems that there was something happening, because the Chicken was very alterated, so altered that the eUniverse was collapsing because of an encounter of 2 old rivals.

For those that do not remember, I need to tell you a story...

According to this source, there was an epic battle in 2015: A Battle in the skies before the Air Module was implemented. This battle was known as the "First Christmas War".



It was a Battle Between Plato and Santa. In which Santa won... But Plato decided that he needed to begin to train in the skies, for his revenge.



And he created the Aircraft Module...

Then, Q5 Air Weapons appeared, recently.

There is a reason why these Aircraft appeared...

It was on November 24th 2020, the day 4,753 of the New World when Plato launched an Airstrke to Santa...



And things began to turn nasty...

It became too nasty, that Erepublik broke and the eReality was broken...
The War Aircraft then were lost somewhere in Erepublik, and then we lost contact with Erepublik. Everything collapsed.

Until we came back here...


Santa was mad because he was attacked and the gift were lost

So, expect it guys... We will have a christmas event...

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That's all for now people. Without anything else to add, until the next time.