[Spamican] A Bog Standard Party Recruitment Article With Bias and Bullocks.
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Karacticus
Greetings fellow slaves to the game.
It is tradition in the eUK for every new PP to produce a recruitment article for his or her party on the 17th of every month. In one of these articles the PP will usually promise you one or more of the following:
*Help.
*A vibrant community.
We can offer you none of this. In fact we refuse to.
![](http://i899.photobucket.com/albums/ac197/karacticus/Spampagediv.jpg)
Nobody is asking you to join.
I mean your welcome to but please don't expect anything.
Spamican HQ is a happy place where things are stacked and then un-stacked.
It is a simple existence but one which we enjoy.
![](http://i899.photobucket.com/albums/ac197/karacticus/Spampagediv.jpg)
You'd think that but we actually run the country.
Whilst others toil and struggle by doing things we keep stacking.
![](http://i899.photobucket.com/albums/ac197/karacticus/Spampagediv.jpg)
![](http://i899.photobucket.com/albums/ac197/karacticus/Horice.jpg)
We are pleased to announce that Horice will be our next candidate for the upcoming CP elections. In an unusual turn of events he has written a manifesto, something we don't usually encourage.
We would also like to thank the UKRP for doing the right thing and backing the best man for the job. I think we can all agree that they've backed some real stinkers in the last few years but kudos for seeing the light.
![](http://i899.photobucket.com/albums/ac197/karacticus/Spampagediv.jpg)
This concludes our latest update.
Here is the quick summary for those who can't be arsed to read it all:
2)We run the country.
3)Horice is the next CP of the eUK.
4)UKRP have finally backed a real CP.
5)Woldy has stolen the treasury.
![](http://i899.photobucket.com/albums/ac197/karacticus/Spampagediv.jpg)
We'll then put your ideas to the committee and see if we can help.
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Comments
Spammed if you do.
Spammed if you don't.
The Real Spamicans, putting one thing on top of another for a better tomorrow, where many things are on top of many other things.
Horice 📚
NOPE!
😉
I like the Spamicans - they are politicians you can trust. They promise nothing and they deliver it every time....