[PCP] Pirate Cat Party Congress list
Pannonian Nomad
Greetings fellow eUK citizens o7
There hasn't been a Congress list article in some time, so here's one. The measurements in the PCP office have been done and we are happy to present you our list for the forthcoming election. The list starts with the candidate with the longest penis, followed by the candidate with the shortest penis (and continues in that way, 2nd longest, 2nd shortest, 3rd longest, 3rd shortest, etc...)
PCP Vice President and former Country President with a 39 inch penis
2. UROSZero
Longtime PCP member with a 9 inch penis
3. Pannonian Nomad
PCP President and former Country President with a 32 inch penis
4. FragUK
Currently national rank 2, but for many of us still rank 1, with an 11 inch penis
5. Daddy Underpants
Former Country President with a 31 inch penis
6. Harambe the Gorilla
Former Country President with a 15 inch penis
7. Ulsters Finest
National rank 1 with a 27 inch penis
8. Omnissiah
PCP member with a 20 inch penis
9. Mr Knee
Longtime PCP member with a 26 inch penis
10. Michael Ludgate
Former PCP president with a 23 inch penis
So please don't waste your vote tomorrow by voting for some of the other parties, just vote Pirate Cat Party o7
Have a nice day and a nice week,
The PCP Admin Team
Comments
Yes
Are the lengths calculated on flaccid or erect?
Erect. Everyone was excited during the measuring.
Makes sense, but I still don't get how you lot take measurements like that orally.
In the mouth and then X-Ray
Now i understand why most of these people are rejecting my friend requests and why others are ignoring them.
it is obvious. lol that its taller than they are and they can not see clearly the game mechanics . I must say they must be very happy to have measures. lol lol .
I hope the House of Commons has lots of cat litter.
TIL that unicorns have bigger penises than gorillas.
dicks out 🍌
It's a common misconception that the thing on their heads is a horn.
Have you ever seen that "nature video" with a girl and a horse? What has been seen, cannot be unseen. Gorillas can only dream about that...
"Dream"? You meant to say "have nightmares about", right?
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19 of mine is silicon.
It would be much more comfortable if you used silicone next time
o7