[EN] eRussia: Tzar, Oprichnina and Pancakes (by Syrin)

Day 2,296, 10:33 • Published in Russia Russia • by UncIe

В этой статье я коротко резюмирую для иностранных читателей содержание ”Дня опричника #0”, а также рассказываю о нашем моднейшем, ломовейшем и былиннейшем альянсе под названием ВЕЛИКАЯ ПРЕКРАСНАЯ РОССИЯ. Помимо этого, ничего нового. Многая лета!


Many Years to all English-speaking readers of my newspaper who are following eRussian news!

You may know my under the nicknames MinPRO of Russia, khotko (still used in irc now) and Syrin. I’ll briefly remind those of you who don’t that last year I’ve been the x3 CP of eRussia during the World War, had a brief experience as CoT SC during its August counteroffensive in America&Europe, and have just the left a position of x3 Congress Speaker of our country. In my latest article for eRussian readers I announced my presidential candidacy.

I will summarize it for you to ensure better understanding of the framework eRussia exists in and its priorities for the nearest time.
I’d prefer to have March concentrated on internal issues, as eRussian community largely relies on the routines and ways which have been set in 2011-12 and are sometimes outdated.

Considering that their change will require an organized&centralized effort, we’re looking to reorganize into a monarchy, so don’t be too surprised to discover some Tzarist and Oprichnina decor around.

Rather enjoy it. 🙂


Our internal will be priority, centring around social/demographic and economic issues, while the external will follow the same principles we uphold.

We don’t regard any nation as an enemy and we’ll stick by our allies as we always did. Allies are more important for us than alliances; we rather believe in people we trust, nor in the infrastructure. But we’re open for cooperation with organized groups of countries as well.

We have allies and bros in any large group of states currently around. I’ll mention just some of them. Asteria, Aurora and Syrius all have countries of importance to us. We’ve got a long and emotional history with all of them and we can’t see a way to give any of them up, so we won’t.
At the same time we’re open for cooperation with new countries. We also hope to see resolutions of conflicts between our allies in different stacks and do what we can to help it. Another thing we pursue is safety and stability for our close neighbors and mutual understanding with them.


Our cabinet will be composed of experienced players you know well, as well as some new faces.

Defense tasks will be up to nzhdeh, eKolya and Kentavr and our whole well-organize MoD.
nimnul will head the MoFA effort, keeping in mind the ultraeffective work of our February’s minister chugaystyr and the whole team he’s leading.
Tmin10 the Congress Speaker will cover social issues with the help of simust2, Zheka and other team members.
Axithe the charismatic villain will lead the Oprichnina effort to purge the Great Divine Russia of everything unnecessary. Just kidding. Seriously.
molotov, our proud CP, will be Vice Tzar to ensure the throne is not empty in case I’m overthrown by some random Bolshevik.



Most importantly, I should mention that with the help of the great and admirable eCypriot community we’ve built a glorious alliance of GREAT DIVINE RUSSIA, which is based on bear-feeding and from-samovar-teadrinking principles. Unlike other alliances, its Charter is not based on bureaucratic lies and is 1917% true.

1. Russia is great and divine.
2. Tzar rules it.
3. No one disputes it.
4. All members drink tea from the samovar.
5. Feed your bear well.
MOST IMPORTANLY, WE HAVE PANCAKES AND WILL NOT HESITATE TO EAT THEM!



There’ll be plenty things we’ll have to talk about in the nearest month, both in English and Russian. I’ll cover most topics in my articles, but they’ll likely be brief and up-to-the point. You’ll also always be able to find members of our Tzar’s court at #erep-rus, #rusarmy and #Rus-MoFa, as well as me specifically at #khotko on Rizon.
Take care!
Love, Syrin

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